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21 Great Reasons To Be A Guy... by Fabulousmark(m): 9:16am On Dec 06, 2012
21 GREAT REASONS TO BE A GUY...
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1. In Naija only guys are made presidents.
2. As guys our last name stands after marriage.
3. At 35 and still single nobody notices.
4. Guys don't bother about their sitting positions.
5. We don't carry travelling bags as handbags.
6. Our Ass is never a factor in job interviews.
7. For Guys anywhere in d world is a urinary.
8. Guys don't carry big belly load for 9months.
9. Guys bath and get ready in 10mins.
10. Guys can say anything like"Damn my balls hurt"...while ladies can't say"Damn my **** hurts".
11. 3 pairs of shoes are more than enough for guys.
12. Guys aint scared of stains and we don't bleed.
13. Guys can take their shirt off anywhere anytime.
14. Guys orgasms are always real.
15. We look sexy with muscles not nasty.
16. People never glance at our chest when we are talking wit them.
17. Guys can spend a night anywhere without fear.
18. Guys can marry 20women and keep them in d same house.
19. Guys quarrel, fight and settle 10mins later over some bottles.
20. With or without Make up we are good to go.
21. A Guy will say I've not had sex before...and a woman will never know the truth.
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Lemme drop my pen here, ah still wanna say some more buh....d ladies I'm sure are already taking this personal.
<<winks>>
Re: 21 Great Reasons To Be A Guy... by micki83(m): 9:29am On Dec 06, 2012
Um...no.12; we don't bleed?really? I bleed wenever I hav an injury o,lol.
Re: 21 Great Reasons To Be A Guy... by Tedyk(m): 12:06pm On Dec 06, 2012
@op,u be mumu u stole ds post
Re: 21 Great Reasons To Be A Guy... by Mynd44: 5:37pm On Dec 06, 2012
Hmmmm

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