LETTER TO A MOTHER[/font]
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle.

But is not only that Mum, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith.

P.S.: Mum, it's not true. I'm at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in the desk drawer.


[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]THE HORSE NAME
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your TROUSER pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.

"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."

Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"

She replied, "Your horse called."

gfrnd i love d 1st one most

wteva situatn u find yaa sef kne dat som pple's case are worse dan dat

yeah, seen them before, but that doesn't take out the fun in them. those were real good jokes. I love them. ^{Thumbs up}

@ Lola, thanx darl, m glad u liked it
@Seunspice u re d bomb

lola thnx 4 apreciating us,

hmmm,bt lola are u sure segun is nt lukin 4-----------------------

heard it b4 bt still good keep it coming

I love it, it a nice joke girl

Lola ko ye mi o, wat do u tink he wants?Abi re u tinkin wat m thinkin?
Na fine bouy?

folly ese o
cegirl i like u too