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If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by OLAADEGBU(m): 11:34am On Jan 09, 2014 |
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defense attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair. A & L 167 Likes 7 Shares
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Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by izuch(m): 11:42am On Jan 09, 2014 |
Funny, nice one bra 2 Likes |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by OLAADEGBU(m): 11:46am On Jan 09, 2014 |
izuch: Only in America. 6 Likes |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by Mynd44: 12:02pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
Nice one 5 Likes |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by TrishaP(f): 12:15pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
LMAO!!!!!! This joke still got me cracking my ribs, I've heard it before. 3 Likes |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by ITbomb(m): 12:17pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
I laughed at this two years ago. 6 Likes |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by Nobody: 12:43pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by Polio: 12:45pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
Lovely |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by Nobody: 5:09pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
1 Like |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by Nobody: 7:44pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
Reminds me of Madea 8 Likes |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by Nobody: 10:06pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
Reminds me of Madea 3 Likes |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by horlarkoonlay(m): 9:10am On Jan 10, 2014 |
Lmfao........help ♍ƺ ask her if she knws me |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by OLAADEGBU(m): 9:52am On Jan 10, 2014 |
horlarkoonlay: Are you prepared for the answer? 2 Likes |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by horlarkoonlay(m): 10:19am On Jan 10, 2014 |
ℓ̊ 'm fully prepared |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by OAM4J: 2:25pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
lol this is damm funny |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by lanightdavido(m): 2:27pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Yaya toure is to mikel,messi to ronaldo,na mourinho cause am 1 Like |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by Caracta(f): 2:28pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
ikp4succes: Reminds me of Madea I tell you. I can imagine Madea saying all that. 1 Like |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by nekaa(f): 2:28pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
See wahala..LoL |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by Anthony0094(m): 2:28pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
I laugh laugh I no no d tym I enter coffin shop 2 Likes |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by homesteady(m): 2:29pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by Vyolet(f): 2:29pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
OAM4J: lol this is damm funnyI know you |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by Otunbab: 2:30pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Now I need more of this to crack me up daily. Cool one 1 Like |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by funnyx(m): 2:32pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Very funny |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by otijah(m): 2:33pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
I need to bring that woman to my girlfriend to investigate her wella for me, cause she says she has not knwn any man except me. 3 Likes |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by tonygee1(m): 2:33pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
My space keep off |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by pendusky(m): 2:34pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
lol |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by lightheart(m): 2:35pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
I actually LOLed. Nice one, bruv! |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by LadyH(f): 2:36pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Seen this b4. funi. |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by nickz(m): 2:36pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
LoL |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by Breezy90(m): 2:36pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
..y am i laughing sef |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by 190daclown: 2:37pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
this is funny |
Re: If You Have Not Seen This - It's Worth The Read! by LilBRightTMc(m): 2:38pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
Hahahaha I cant believe this old lady she just too funny and the judge too this is just like a hollywood movie, phew I almost laughed my ãss off 1 Like |
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