Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.

A & L

Funny, nice one bra

izuch:

Funny, nice one bra

Only in America.

Nice one

LMAO!!!!!!
This joke still got me cracking my ribs, I've heard it before.

I laughed at this two years ago.

Lovely

Reminds me of Madea

Reminds me of Madea

Lmfao........help ♍ƺ ask her if she knws me

horlarkoonlay:

Lmfao........help ♍ƺ ask her if she knws me

Are you prepared for the answer?

ℓ̊ 'm fully prepared

lol this is damm funny

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ikp4succes: Reminds me of Madea

I tell you. I can imagine Madea saying all that.

See wahala..LoL

I laugh laugh I no no d tym I enter coffin shop

Now I need more of this to crack me up daily. Cool one

Very funny

I need to bring that woman to my girlfriend to investigate her wella for me, cause she says she has not knwn any man except me.

My space keep off

lol

I actually LOLed.

Nice one, bruv!

Seen this b4. funi.

LoL

..y am i laughing sef

this is funny

Hahahaha I cant believe this old lady she just too funny and the judge too this is just like a hollywood movie, phew I almost laughed my ãss off