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Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by Coldfaya(m): 10:57pm On Dec 06, 2012 |
, an armed robbery suspect has told how he narrowly escaped death in the hands He said: “Really, we attacked the man but the man was too strong to defeat. “As we were packing his things, the man woke up and grabbed me. He was too strong for me to handle, so he started beating me. He did not stop at hitting me, he also bit me. His teeth were shaper than knife. He was biting me like a wounded lion. In fact, that man is a lion. He is too powerful. As he was hitting and biting me, I was shouting for help but my colleagues abandoned me. “How I managed to escape, I cannot tell. I was half dead. When I left the house. If the man had beaten me more than he did, I would have died. He is too strong so, He even injured me on my penis. He beat me black and blue.” We gained entry but when the man grabbed Jimo, and he was shouting like a baby, I thought the man has stabbed him or had charmed him so I took to my heels. I did not know it was ordinary biting that was scaring Jimo. Jimo (Jamio) used to be strong that was why I was confused and scared when he was crying like a baby.” Lmfao.....dis is hillarious!! Any judge wey hear dis account go just burst laff trowey d case. Bushmeat don turn hunter. These guys r damn funny!! Misdirected tallent. Laffing to my bed joor. |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by GeneralGaricks: 11:15pm On Dec 06, 2012 |
valencia25: @Mod. Thief Bite Robber should be the title of this post abeg Whatever. There was a bite. Two thieves were involved. |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by GeneralGaricks: 11:20pm On Dec 06, 2012 |
SELFWORTH: He is lucky. Shinei dog |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by Vansnickers: 11:32pm On Dec 06, 2012 |
Maybe it's true that our politicians are vampires ooo! #sign of end times 1 Like |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by Uchechrist06(m): 11:40pm On Dec 06, 2012 |
I guess ds jimo n his cohots are igbo men? Yorubas wots ur reaction? It waz Tokyo d agbero n murderer in d afta noon n Jimo d armed robber ds nit. Shebi notin bad coms out 4m south west I guess ds jimo n his cohots are igbo men? Yorubas wots ur reaction? It waz Tokyo d agbero n murderer in d afta noon n Jimo d armed robber ds nit. Shebi notin bad coms out 4m south west 2 Likes |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by Decryptor(m): 11:48pm On Dec 06, 2012 |
Uchechrist06: I guess ds jimo n his cohots are igbo men? Yorubas wots ur reaction? It waz Tokyo d agbero n murderer in d afta noon n Jimo d armed robber ds nit. Shebi notin bad coms out 4m south west I guess ds jimo n his cohots are igbo men? Yorubas wots ur reaction? It waz Tokyo d agbero n murderer in d afta noon n Jimo d armed robber ds nit. Shebi notin bad coms out 4m south westDont mind the fools! Now that it is a yo-robber robber, the story is funny. If it were ibos, the likes of Eko-ile the baboon,ileke-i.dio.t,dayo-kunu,bluetooth-less dog and other yorubastard bigots here would start yarning trash! 1 Like |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by Decryptor(m): 11:50pm On Dec 06, 2012 |
Decryptor: Dont mind the fools! Now that it is a yo-robber robber, the story is funny. If it were ibos, the likes of Eko-ile the baboon,ileke-idiot,dayo-kunu,bluetooth-less dog and other yorubastard bigots here would start yarning trash!quoting the post cos i know that soon, the yoruba mods will hide it. At least, it would be seen from here. 3 Likes |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by Ivynwa(f): 1:25am On Dec 07, 2012 |
I just broke down laughing (if there is anything like that) after reading this story. What with the biting him and Jimo who used to be strong crying like a baby". Oh gosh, what a story? I so like it when the attacker gets attacked and overpowered, it serves as a big deterrent to others. |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by bknight: 1:47am On Dec 07, 2012 |
I dnt know why I have a funny feeling abt d authenticity of this story. A suspect admitting he has a gun at home even b4 its searched when he knows d implications wit d nigerian police. And his friend confirming it? |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by salt1: 4:51am On Dec 07, 2012 |
Reminds me of another robbery that had gone wrong. Or rather right for the family that was being robbed. There was power outage and the robbers didn't know the layout of the house. When the robbers arrived the husband was armed with a machete and the wife stealthily came up with a pestle and they were not visible because of the darkness. The couple was so successful that 2 dead robbers were carried out of their compound. The other four who tried to escape couldn't go far because of serious injuries |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by kabba7(m): 5:22am On Dec 07, 2012 |
His broda just BOUGHT his freedom from prison for #200,000 ĄЙd̶̲̥̅̊ he is into anoda operation because Christmas is coming. Nigerian Judiciary? |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by 5much(m): 7:08am On Dec 07, 2012 |
d robber was crying like a baby,imagine. |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by micki83(m): 7:41am On Dec 07, 2012 |
Table Leg :No dear;actually,"Jamiu" (the bitten robber) wept...like a baby,if we're to go by what his "professional colleague said. |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by micki83(m): 7:52am On Dec 07, 2012 |
This story is too funny sha! So ridiculous,I can't stop laughing! Imagine jimo,who "used to strong" crying like a baby.his colleague no even help matters at all (I didn't know it was ordinary bite that was scaring him).hahaha! Another priceless quote: "don't u know chritmas is coming...";that's sufficient and plausible explanation for every crime commited around xmas period. This story reminds me of one I read sometime abt 2 thieves trying to rob a man on a bush-path in lag.d man turned out to be so powerful,that at d end of d day,he seized their gun,seized their motor-cycle,and seized d money in their pocket.one escaped but d other was nearly beaten to death by d man.he somehow escaped and went to REPORT 2 THE POLICE!hahahah! But com o,why did dis politician bite jimo's p.rick nah?he didn't see other body parts to munch on? Not fair o!!!! 2 Likes |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by razznaija(f): 8:23am On Dec 07, 2012 |
After reading the story........Buahahahaahahahahahahahaha- goes back again to read it...................Buahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by Nobody: 8:28am On Dec 07, 2012 |
Bush meat don catch the hunter! Funny story tho |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by Candybob(m): 8:39am On Dec 07, 2012 |
Why una dey make me laff to myself for public naa? |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by Sijo01(f): 8:40am On Dec 07, 2012 |
Even the rich are not smiling! |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by vitality22(m): 8:47am On Dec 07, 2012 |
gbosaa: Victim bites robber to submissionAm almost dead with laughter . This guys wont kill me ooooooo |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by ubong560(m): 8:53am On Dec 07, 2012 |
Is d victim an incubent polithiefcian or former? Didn't he has a gun 2 give d robber a big GBOSA on his head afta d lionic abi doggy bites? In dis game, d polithiefcian is called 'a BITER' while d robber is called 'a BITEE'. Gud 4 dem |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by Mamacita007(f): 8:59am On Dec 07, 2012 |
wahala dey oh |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by Nobody: 10:04am On Dec 07, 2012 |
this is just funny |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by lucom: 10:26am On Dec 07, 2012 |
micki83: This story is too funny sha! So ridiculous,I can't stop laughing! Imagine jimo,who "used to strong" crying like a baby.his colleague no even help matters at all (I didn't know it was ordinary bite that was scaring him).hahaha! Another priceless quote: "don't u know chritmas is coming...";that's sufficient and plausible explanation for every crime commited around xmas period. This even cracked me up the more.looool |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by Nobody: 11:42am On Dec 07, 2012 |
Oboy! See as only me d laugh for inside room. People wey dey out side d wonder wetin happen to dis boy. |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by killuminati(m): 12:19pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
Na lie jorrrRrrrrrRrr! @OP, why you dey lie na? Oya show me the robber wey dem bite |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by killuminati(m): 12:19pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
Nashoji: Oboy! See as only me d laugh for inside room. People wey dey out side d wonder wetin happen to dis boy.na madness na simple 1 Like |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by COOLDUN: 12:25pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
Can you imagine this yeye Armed Robber crying bitterly for a less profitable operation instead of feeling sorry for his sins? He is only regretting missing this year’s Christmas season, as he knows very well that he would be released very soon, after Christmas when he might have gotten his masters degree program certificate in the Armed Robbery Science, at one of the University Prison in the SW Nigeria.Have you seen the boldness in this Armed Robber? By the way which people answer Jimo in Africa? |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by Nobody: 1:51pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
The topic should have been " Robber bites thief" We all know robber(with pen and inflated contract figures, abandoned projects, money laundring and round tripping is much more powerful than a thief |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by Nobody: 5:07pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
I laughed like a baby. Damn! |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by NAMESABI(m): 7:52pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
Now that serves him right[color=#006600][/color] |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by Nobody: 12:25am On Dec 08, 2012 |
By the time I ws halfway thru this story, my ribs were already aching frm lafta. Only to read comments and couldn't stop laughing! I'm convinced the politician had jazz tho |
Re: Politician Bites Robber To Submission by Nobody: 9:05am On Dec 08, 2012 |
"Makaveli in this... killuminati: .. all through your body The blow's like a twelve gauge shotty Uh, feel me! And God said he should send his one begotten son to lead the wild into the ways of the man Follow me; eat my flesh, flesh and my flesh" don't mind me. I've always wanted to do that. loool! |
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