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Pyschiatric Hospital by tytylayor: 5:47pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
A doctor after hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck." "Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry." |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by folly69(m): 5:50pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by tufe(m): 5:56pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the mad man must have been _______? fill in the blank spaces |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by folly69(m): 5:58pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
saucekid? |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by tytylayor: 6:04pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
no be me tlk sooo |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by Lolabbey: 6:09pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
men dis joke is somtin else lmao |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by tufe(m): 6:10pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
folly, u too mussssh fire on bro |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by kronkykay(m): 8:34pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
i need plaster on a rib, i think i just broke one |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by tufe(m): 8:35pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
hands kronky a rag |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by folly69(m): 10:10am On Feb 14, 2008 |
tufe:lmao, guy u bad o person ask 4 plaster u dey giv am rag. |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by ituen(m): 10:22am On Feb 14, 2008 |
dat means tufe be the man wey hang saucekid to dry |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by folly69(m): 10:36am On Feb 14, 2008 |
hmmmmmmm?tufe na true |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by Lolabbey: 10:46am On Feb 14, 2008 |
no b true na lie, no mind som pple |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by tytylayor: 11:09am On Feb 14, 2008 |
ituen mind wat u say o |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by Lolabbey: 11:14am On Feb 14, 2008 |
no just mind d guy, i no knw d knd frnd wey him b sef |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by clemcykul(f): 11:24am On Feb 14, 2008 |
buhaahhahahahaha lol gr8 joke lmao |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by ituen(m): 12:36pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
Lola n TYTY Na wa oh. Kronky asked for a plaster and Tufe gave him a rag. Now can u see why tufe be the kolo man wey suppose help im man saucekid but hung him to dry instead |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by Lolabbey: 12:40pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
ituen, i knw u will nt listen, bt i dnt wnt 2 ofend my hubby tufe,cos he doesnt lik it wen i tok 2 hs frnds anyhw, so i will just liv u 4 him |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by ituen(m): 12:48pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
Ok oh in the spirit of valentine and in that we are neigbours, make we die the matter |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by Lohlarh(f): 12:58pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
why una no go die d mater, as both of una join E dey una body, esa rora |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by segunpc(m): 3:59pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
really funny. thanx |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by RichDad1(m): 4:11pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
The mad man is tj_tj |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by tytylayor: 5:34pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
SMART CHINESE GIRL A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date. Her mother warned her…."1st, he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name" Next day the girl told Mom, "Everything happen exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family". |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by ThugLife1(m): 5:43pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by RichDad1(m): 5:47pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
I wish say na me be the Guy |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by tytylayor: 6:00pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
hmm thief |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by Lolabbey: 6:07pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
evrybody shout THIEF THIEFER THIEFEST |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by folly69(m): 12:51pm On Feb 15, 2008 |
hmm dat gal must be one hell of a rider |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by tytylayor: 1:43pm On Feb 18, 2008 |
which girl |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by folly69(m): 2:09pm On Feb 18, 2008 |
de chinese gal |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by tytylayor: 2:51pm On Feb 18, 2008 |
ok, she was only tryin to protect d family's name nw |
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by clemcykul(f): 2:55pm On Feb 18, 2008 |
tyty no let folly disgrace ur family |
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