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Pyschiatric Hospital by tytylayor: 5:47pm On Feb 13, 2008
A doctor after hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by folly69(m): 5:50pm On Feb 13, 2008
lmao
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by tufe(m): 5:56pm On Feb 13, 2008
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa grin grin grin grin grin

the mad man must have been _______?

fill in the blank spaces
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by folly69(m): 5:58pm On Feb 13, 2008
saucekid? grin
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by tytylayor: 6:04pm On Feb 13, 2008
no be me tlk sooo grin grin grin
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by Lolabbey: 6:09pm On Feb 13, 2008
men dis joke is somtin else

lmao grin grin
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by tufe(m): 6:10pm On Feb 13, 2008
folly, u too mussssh grin
fire on bro
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by kronkykay(m): 8:34pm On Feb 13, 2008
i need plaster on a rib, i think i just broke one
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by tufe(m): 8:35pm On Feb 13, 2008
hands kronky a rag
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by folly69(m): 10:10am On Feb 14, 2008
tufe:

hands kronky a rag
lmao, guy u bad o person ask 4 plaster u dey giv am rag. grin grin
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by ituen(m): 10:22am On Feb 14, 2008
dat means tufe be the man wey hang saucekid to dry
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by folly69(m): 10:36am On Feb 14, 2008
hmmmmmmm?tufe na true grin
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by Lolabbey: 10:46am On Feb 14, 2008
no b true na lie,

no mind som pple grin grin
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by tytylayor: 11:09am On Feb 14, 2008
ituen mind wat u say o angry
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by Lolabbey: 11:14am On Feb 14, 2008
no just mind d guy,

i no knw d knd frnd wey him b sef shocked
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by clemcykul(f): 11:24am On Feb 14, 2008
buhaahhahahahaha lol

gr8 joke grin lmao grin
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by ituen(m): 12:36pm On Feb 14, 2008
Lola n TYTY

Na wa oh. Kronky asked for a plaster and Tufe gave him a rag.

Now can u see why tufe be the kolo man wey suppose help im man saucekid but hung him to dry instead
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by Lolabbey: 12:40pm On Feb 14, 2008
ituen,

i knw u will nt listen,

bt i dnt wnt 2 ofend my hubby tufe,cos he doesnt lik it wen i tok 2 hs frnds anyhw,

so i will just liv u 4 him shocked shocked
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by ituen(m): 12:48pm On Feb 14, 2008
Ok oh

in the spirit of valentine and in that we are neigbours, make we die the matter grin grin grin
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by Lohlarh(f): 12:58pm On Feb 14, 2008
why una no go die d mater, as both of una join

E dey una body, esa rora wink
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by segunpc(m): 3:59pm On Feb 14, 2008
really funny. thanx
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by RichDad1(m): 4:11pm On Feb 14, 2008
The mad man is tj_tj cool cool cool cool cool cool
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by tytylayor: 5:34pm On Feb 14, 2008
SMART CHINESE GIRL
A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date. Her mother warned her…."1st, he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name" Next day the girl told Mom, "Everything happen exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family".
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by ThugLife1(m): 5:43pm On Feb 14, 2008
lol
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by RichDad1(m): 5:47pm On Feb 14, 2008
I wish say na me be the Guy grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by tytylayor: 6:00pm On Feb 14, 2008
hmm thief grin
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by Lolabbey: 6:07pm On Feb 14, 2008
evrybody shout

THIEF THIEFER THIEFEST grin grin grin
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by folly69(m): 12:51pm On Feb 15, 2008
hmm dat gal must be one hell of a rider
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by tytylayor: 1:43pm On Feb 18, 2008
which girl
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by folly69(m): 2:09pm On Feb 18, 2008
de chinese gal
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by tytylayor: 2:51pm On Feb 18, 2008
ok, she was only tryin to protect d family's name nw grin
Re: Pyschiatric Hospital by clemcykul(f): 2:55pm On Feb 18, 2008
tyty no let folly disgrace ur family grin

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