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Heelp: Mary kidnapped!!! by cr8v(f): 9:32pm On Dec 10, 2012
This Niger Delta is turning to another thing o. Little Akpos of 7 years old has started again: when he heard that Okonjo Iwealla's mother has been kidnapped and a huge ransom placed on her head, he quickly rushed to a nearby Roman Catholic Church and stole the statue of mary while none was watching. He ran home, hid the image under his pillow and knelt down to pray, hear him

" Dear Jesus, I have your mother so pay up"

Abeg this na big fish, Akpos don hammer even the MTN ultimate wonder winner no go see him back

Re: Heelp: Mary kidnapped!!! by acidtalk: 9:34pm On Dec 10, 2012
Childish but a little funny. I chukkled a bit.
Re: Heelp: Mary kidnapped!!! by Localamos(m): 9:41pm On Dec 10, 2012
Punch line was not so strong, but the joke has some humor undecided
Re: Heelp: Mary kidnapped!!! by cr8v(f): 12:27am On Dec 11, 2012
Paraphrasing Teju Babyface,
If you no laugh no be because the joke no funny but your problem pass wetin comedian fit handle. You need a pastor" grin grin

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