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Checkout Naija Wife & Theirmean Husband - Very Funnythread by Ejisz: 5:50pm On Feb 07, 2013
9ja husbands r mean & Cool. Recently,
A pastor was with a women’s
congregation and he made these
requests of them:
Pastor (question): Can those with
husbands raise up their hands?
Ladies: (They all raised their hands).
Pastor (question): How many of you
love your husbands?
Ladies: (They all raised their hands)
Pastor (question): Are you sure ladies
before God? Can I prophesy?
Ladies: Yes!!!
Pastor (question): When did you last
tell your husbands that “you love
him?"
Ladies: (Various answers but some of
them said)- “today when leaving the
house”, “last night”, "when we went to
bed”, “This morning when I woke up”,
etc...etc...
Pastor: Each one of you should send a
message of “I love you” to your husband
right now.
Ladies: They all sent the text
message “I love you” 2der hubbies
Pastor said: Now exchange your phones
pls
Ladies: They all exchanged their
phones
Pastor: Read out loud the replies
from ur husbands pls.
Below are the replies to the messages
from their various husbands:
1. Is this message lost
2. Aaaah who is this Sori wrong
number pls.
3. Am I dreaming??
4. What is the matter!!??
5. What exactly do you mean??!!
6. You need money again abi!!?
7. Hey! Did you smash my car!!!
8.The message should be sent back to
the intended owner!!!!
9. To hell Jor!!!!!!!!!
10. I will beat you to death today
until you tell me for whom the message
was intended!!!!!!
Enjoy!!!!
Re: Checkout Naija Wife & Theirmean Husband - Very Funnythread by dhama(m): 6:44pm On Feb 07, 2013
Lol.. True luv

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