Two little boys stole a bag of
oranges from
their neighbor & decided to go to a
calm
place to share the loot'' one of
them
suggested the nearby cemetery .
As they were jumping the big gate
to enter
the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of
the bag
behind the gate' but they didn't
bother to
pick them since they had enough in
d bag .
Few minuets latter A
drunkard*beer*on his
way from a local bar passes
near the cemetery gate and heard
a voice:
“One for me, one for u. “One for
me, one for
u”
He immediately sobers up and runs
as fast as
he can to the local priest.
"Father father pls come with
me'come and
witness God & Satan sharing corpse
at the
cemetery.”
They both ran back to the
cemetery gate and
the voice continued:
"One for me, one for u, one for me,
one for u..
Suddenly the voice stop counting
and says:
“What about the two at the gate?"
Omo come see marathon ....even
the priest
almost pass church gate !!!shouting
we are
not dead yet

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