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ATM Ish* by anekemary: 3:41pm On Apr 26, 2013
Don't even Laugh....

Folake came to Benin on a visit.
She asked me for tђε 10k I promised her. I then told her that I was on my way to Abuja, that she should take my ATM card &withdraw all she wants.
(Knowing fully well that I had less than 3k in d account)
As soon as she kissed me & left, I quickly left tђε house knowing she will come crying back to me.
As I got to my junction Sonuga-Sonex, 'Deji my friend,called me on phone saying "Kola, thanks a lot I've paid tђε 80k back into uя account".
Mheeeen, see sweat!
Tried calling folake's phone, switched off.
Next thing, debit alerts: 40k, 40k, even 2k.
Next thing I knew, I found myself on hospital bed. Now they are asking me what happened? But what will I say
Re: ATM Ish* by donted(m): 5:26pm On Apr 26, 2013
aneke mary: Don't even Laugh....

Folake came to Benin on a visit.
She asked me for tђε 10k I promised her. I then told her that I was on my way to Abuja, that she should take my ATM card &withdraw all she wants.
(Knowing fully well that I had less than 3k in d account)
As soon as she kissed me & left, I quickly left tђε house knowing she will come crying back to me.
As I got to my junction Sonuga-Sonex, 'Deji my friend,called me on phone saying "Kola, thanks a lot I've paid tђε 80k back into uя account".
Mheeeen, see sweat!
Tried calling folake's phone, switched off.
Next thing, debit alerts: 40k, 40k, even 2k.
Next thing I knew, I found myself on hospital bed. Now they are asking me what happened? But what will I say


Bush meat don catch the hunter.
Re: ATM Ish* by chichi414: 6:12pm On Apr 26, 2013
U one do person de person come do u
Re: ATM Ish* by MrTAnonymous(m): 6:35am On Apr 27, 2013
aneke mary: Don't even Laugh....

Folake came to Benin on a visit.
She asked me for tђε 10k I promised her. I then told her that I was on my way to Abuja, that she should take my ATM card &withdraw all she wants.
(Knowing fully well that I had less than 3k in d account)
As soon as she kissed me & left, I quickly left tђε house knowing she will come crying back to me.
As I got to my junction Sonuga-Sonex, 'Deji my friend,called me on phone saying "Kola, thanks a lot I've paid tђε 80k back into uя account".
Mheeeen, see sweat!
Tried calling folake's phone, switched off.
Next thing, debit alerts: 40k, 40k, even 2k.
Next thing I knew, I found myself on hospital bed. Now they are asking me what happened? But what will I say
grin grin grin

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Re: ATM Ish* by Exponental(m): 9:33am On Apr 27, 2013
What goes around.........

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