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I sat in my office, looking at these two weird-looking unripe bananas a colleague gave me two days ago.

I thought to myself, ''What could have made her give me bananas....unripe ones at that.....and just two......not plantain.....when she didn't travel?

Who can i ask '' the implication of taking two unripe bananas from a female colleague?''

Google of course!

How could i have thought of asking Google such a question SMH for myself.

Anyway, what weird question have you asked Google before? Answer quickly, before the world comes to an end today.

where is the t.v remote?

Who hit the OP on the head?

Redmosquito: Who hit the OP on the head?

More like that! LOL!

Thinking ooo...

Hmm.. Ok

Do you suck dìck?

shey allowee sure 2dae?

Is OP alright?

How many rich young men does Nigeria have?

Is Obasanjo a THIEF or a farmer?

How do I seduce a sleeping being?

Why is Nigeria a giant and ghana a midget?

When will Nigeria have un-interrupted 24 hour power supply, now or never??

Hw many times can I füçк in a day

huni_naija: Why is Nigeria a giant and ghana a midget?

When will Nigeria have un-interrupted 24 hour power supply, now or never??

Ghana gets uninterrupted electricity (most of the time), yet you have the audacity to ask Google the first question.

I asked google "What is my Nairaland userid"

I was bored in the office that morning, done with my tasks around 9am what else do I do, google.com to the rescue.

What do I do this morning?

Google was indeed helpful as one of the links provided gave list of how to get a boring day going, have done almost all that was listed but one which was...read the dailies...all I did was to launch www.punchng.com

Google answers all questions except "who killed Gani Fawemin(pardon the spelling), Funsho Williams? ...google just dey guess the answer jawe, google self no wan DIE

kandiikane: How do I seduce a sleeping being?

I have the answer.

Depends o...... Natural sleep or drug-induced sleep.

Ileke-IdI:


I have the answer.

Please, tell me. It's not the nicest feeling to not know.

kandiikane:



Please, tell me. It's not the nicest feeling to not know.

If na natural sleep, that one is easy.

If you drug am, that one go need more energy.

Ileke-IdI:



Depends o...... Natural sleep or drug-induced sleep.

Heh! Give me answers for both. Sometimes to sleep na sleeping tablets or ganja.

Ileke-IdI:


If na natural sleep, that one is easy.

If you drug am, that one go need more energy.

More Energy? I don finish drink milo so that one I get am. Mek we start with natural first.

kandiikane:

Heh! Give me answers for both. Sometimes to sleep na sleeping tablets or ganja.

Hehe.

If na natural sleep, you just need to.......*winks* ........you know na


If na drug, just do what you did last time, but with more sucking

kandiikane:

More Energy? I don finish drink milo so that one I get am. Mek we start with natural first.

No oh, milo no fit do anything. Go and buy a whole thanksgiving turkey, wash am down with 10 bottles of beer.

This one go require planning o

Ileke-IdI:


Ghana gets uninterrupted electricity (most of the time), yet you have the audacity to ask Google the first question.

What's wrong with the first question? Is it no longer a question again?

But that go wake am na. I just wan seduce the sleeping being not the whole sleeping body and mind.

Ileke-IdI:


No oh, milo no fit do anything. Go and buy a whole thanksgiving turkey, wash am down with 10 bottles of beer.

This one go require planning o

LOL

when will d price of garri drop.

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how to download fuel

How to make bombs and what is my name ?

1) Who pissed on d OP head?
2) Wen wil i get rich?
3) Wen wil ban cease in NL