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Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by Jambsupport(f): 5:38pm On Dec 25, 2012
k2039: Jambsupport: A good wet massage.
loool i will melt lol
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by k2039(m): 5:44pm On Dec 25, 2012
ItsModella:
I did my research grin grin grin
Was it a B.SC/M.SC/PH.D thesis? gringringringringrin
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by k2039(m): 5:46pm On Dec 25, 2012
Jambsupport: loool i will melt lol
Yeepa, I have dead.gringringringringringrin
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by Jambsupport(f): 5:49pm On Dec 25, 2012
k2039:
Yeepa, I have dead.gringringringringringrin
gives him mouth pump
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by Nobody: 5:50pm On Dec 25, 2012
k2039:
Was it a B.SC/M.SC/PH.D thesis? gringringringringrin
Ph.D thesis o. Figuring your likes out was indeed a task...

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Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by UjSizzle(f): 5:51pm On Dec 25, 2012
Jambsupport: a pearl necklace

Acidosis: plate of Nkwobi


awww killz n ogugua look good together. A charm bracelet for her.
 
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by Nobody: 6:07pm On Dec 25, 2012
Jeez angry angry this is not a church jor...carry your epistle someplace else..
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by UjSizzle(f): 6:19pm On Dec 25, 2012
ItsModella: Jeez angry angry this is not a church jor...carry your epistle someplace else..

lmao did u read all that?
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by k2039(m): 6:23pm On Dec 25, 2012
@blessed4ever we don hear you.
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by k2039(m): 6:24pm On Dec 25, 2012
Jambsupport: gives him mouth pump
Final nail in the coffin, Old Roger is gone and gone to his .........

ItsModella:
Ph.D thesis o. Figuring your likes out was indeed a task...
I'm proud to inform you that you have been awarded a doctorate degree in .............., officialy you can now be called DR. Itsmodella
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by Nobody: 6:25pm On Dec 25, 2012
uj_sizzle:

lmao did u read all that?
maka gini? I read the first paragraph and was like WTF!!
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by freecocoa(f): 7:00pm On Dec 25, 2012
Una don forget me for this section, well jesus still loves me so nothing spoil.

Sexkillz thank you very much for forgetting your old friends, you try wella.angry
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by Ogegod87: 7:36pm On Dec 25, 2012
0kay
freecocoa- i gv u sexkillz as xmas gift.( do wit him wateva u wish 4 4gettin u)
merry xmas y'all and a blissful 2013. Kip in mind dat goals dat re not written down re just wishes. Dont just think it, ink it.
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by Mynd44: 8:17pm On Dec 25, 2012
I give Doe-eyed happiness and peace
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by Redmosquito(m): 8:26pm On Dec 25, 2012
***Proceeds to distribute Blood tonic and Condom****
Blood tonic is to porify and multiply the blood!
Condom is to protect you from HIV, even we mosquitoes dey fear am. Na wetin kill my guy blue mosquito be dat, him go suck ashewo blood
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by Abbey2sam(m): 8:34pm On Dec 25, 2012
Mynd_44: @UJU,
**singing**
Your waist, you waist
all I want is your waist
All I really want is your waist.........mpkoketo..........@uju nwam
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by lolaluv1(f): 8:45pm On Dec 25, 2012
For Raxxye-An afternoon at the beach and a candlelit dinner.wink

For Free-A box of novels from Nora Roberts, Jude Devereaux, Joanna Lindsay and Carole Mortimer. Just in time for val...cheesy

For ID-a pair of stone-washed Apple Bottom jeans. I understand how hard it is shopping for thick thighs!grin

For Slim-I'd get her an apartment with a lovely view; where corporate guys with firm butts would walk past all day.wink

For Lala-A big, warm hug for a warm, lovable teddy of a man.

For Sanb-Her deepest wish and desire coming to pass in the twinkle of an eye!smiley

For Jambsupport-Help 10 kids pay for jamb and an xmas hamper thrown in for the queen.cheesy

Binger: A deep tissue massage and a neck rub with aromatic oil.grin

More comin....
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by shizzle11(m): 9:05pm On Dec 25, 2012
Redmosquito: ***Proceeds to distribute Blood tonic and Condom****
Blood tonic is to porify and multiply the blood!
Condom is to protect you from HIV, even we mosquitoes dey fear am. Na wetin kill my guy blue mosquito be dat, him go suck ashewo blood
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


grin grin

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Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by shizzle11(m): 9:10pm On Dec 25, 2012
Abeg make una free 190 for me joor!
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by Nobody: 9:16pm On Dec 25, 2012
lola.luv:
For Lala-A big, warm hug for a warm, lovable teddy of a man.

*mimicking R.kelly*...heaven i need a hug..
Thanks lola.luv the love doctor...heaven knows i could really do with a hug right now

for lola.luv- a romantic dinner at any posh restaurant of her choice.that will prolly give her the much needed strenght to continue her CAMPUS BLUES wink
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by Nobody: 9:28pm On Dec 25, 2012
Jambsupport:
190 - a slap
Lalaosky - a warm hug

lol...190 "haff" suffered...
Thanks for you hug cutie

jambsupport - a kiss to complimet the hug...that's if D-x doesn't skin me alive
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by UjSizzle(f): 9:39pm On Dec 25, 2012
Mynd_44: I give Doe-eyed happiness and peace
so i don't deserve a gift eh? sad

Abbey2sam:
All I really want is your waist.........mpkoketo..........@uju nwam
even strangers?
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by 190theclown: 10:27pm On Dec 25, 2012
Hisses

I dont have any gift for no rasclatt undecided
Most NL'are bomboclatts anyways undecided undecided
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by Mallow: 11:09pm On Dec 25, 2012
ItsModella: Jeez angry angry this is not a church jor...carry your epistle someplace else..


You re a fo0l.
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by Nobody: 11:17pm On Dec 25, 2012
Mallow:


You re a fo0l.
and you're a bigger fool, nonsense.
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by okparaugo: 11:23pm On Dec 25, 2012
Mynd_44: @UJU,
**singing**
Your waist, you waist
all I want is your waist

You want to waste her?!

God is watching you. #911**ringing.
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by Redmosquito(m): 11:25pm On Dec 25, 2012
Mallow:


You re a fo0l.
Haba! Oga mallow! What has she done to deserve such?! undecided Why call the babe names? angry
I no like am oooo
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by okparaugo: 11:25pm On Dec 25, 2012
Ileke idi : Tooth brush and Pepsodent.

Make eze di ocha, ukwu eze siri ike... grin grin
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by LarrySun(m): 11:26pm On Dec 25, 2012
Ishilove: A Complete Works Of William Shakespeare
Mynd: A timepiece
Omolola: A golden pen
Efemena: An olive branch
Seun: A bulletproof vest
Redmosquito: Baygon

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Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by okparaugo: 11:28pm On Dec 25, 2012
okpara ugo: Ileke idi : Tooth brush and Pepsodent.

Make eze di ocha, ukwu eze siri ike... grin grin

Vivian Chinaza : roses

SurveyProf : Nairaland plaque for outstanding intelligence.
Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by Redmosquito(m): 11:34pm On Dec 25, 2012
Larry-Sun:
Ishilove: A Complete Works Of William Shakespeare
Mynd: A timepiece
Omolola: A golden pen
Efemena: An olive branch
Seun: A bulletproof vest
Redmosquito: My sister's hand in marriage
shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin grin

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