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Girls: Guys To Watch Out For This Festive Period. by ekwurekwu(m): 8:25pm On Dec 27, 2012
(1)Any guy with too many pictures and plenty
story is from London (he has no money)

(2)Any guy that shares knock-out and balloons is
from China (he has no money and he is not going
back)

(3)Any guy that wears singlet every where he
goes is from Lagos (he has no money,he just came
to eat mama thank u')

(4)Any guy that wears kito slippers is from
Togo,Gobon,or Cotonou (he has no money,he
came so that mama will help him borrow money
from the village meeting)

(5)Any guy that ties head-tie or wears big combat
short is from USA, (they are stingy)

(6)Any guy that wears ear ring and has a macho
stature is from South Africa (he has no money, he
only came to the villa to hide from narcotic police)

(7)Any guy that wears Jersey is from
Spain,Germany, France or Brazil(shishi dem no
get,and na dem do shakara pass)

(coolAny guy that has red coloured paper money is
from Korea (their money is near to zero value)

(9)Any guy that wears tracksuit always is from
Canada (they have small but na only drink they fit
buy for u)

(10) Anyone that carries gadgets like
laptop, iphone and bb up n down come from
malaysia and he go sell all of dem by January to
complete money travel


(11)Any guy with pot belly and drives a 2012 or
2013 Model car is from Abuja (girls follow
them,they have plenty to spend)
Re: Girls: Guys To Watch Out For This Festive Period. by bunmioguns(m): 8:27pm On Dec 27, 2012
Nice comprehension passage cool cool cool
Re: Girls: Guys To Watch Out For This Festive Period. by bimstik: 9:17pm On Dec 27, 2012
[color=#770077][/color] ΐƨ ds 4 de single ladies or we married can try follow Abuja guys?
Re: Girls: Guys To Watch Out For This Festive Period. by ekeroyal(m): 9:41pm On Dec 27, 2012
@OP, how about guys on suit/jacket with damn good looks?
Re: Girls: Guys To Watch Out For This Festive Period. by Frankkk(m): 6:52am On Dec 28, 2012
No level
Re: Girls: Guys To Watch Out For This Festive Period. by realsammie(m): 2:15pm On Dec 28, 2012
op, wat abt the guy that wears kaftan and babariga with cap?
Re: Girls: Guys To Watch Out For This Festive Period. by dejijohns(m): 12:59pm On Dec 29, 2012
realsammie: op, wat abt the guy that wears kaftan and babariga with cap?
He is from maiduguri, run frm him; he carry bomb.
Re: Girls: Guys To Watch Out For This Festive Period. by ekwurekwu(m): 6:53pm On Dec 29, 2012
dejijohns:
He is from maiduguri, run frm him; he carry bomb.


grin
dejijohns:
He is from maiduguri, run frm him; he carry bomb.


he he he. Na you talk am o. My teeth no dey.

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