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New Year Yoke! by bright007(f): 1:40pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6 cost more than a black BB Bold 6. -NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet with your expo inside. -LONG THROAT is when you take a girl out on a sunny day & she orders for a hot plate of pepper soup. -A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish pepper soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff, fayrous & when you take her home she says sorry I'm on my period. -OVERSABI is when you are eating salad witha girl & she says 'honey,this food no done'. -OLODO is when you are in a plane with a girl & she says 'honey I'm hot, can you please roll down the glass'. -A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you eating & says 'my mummy said I shouldn't take foodfrom strangers'. -A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that wakes up in the middle of the night when daddy & mummy are having good time & says 'mummy I want to piss'. - You are a bushpig/piglet when you finish reading this and you refuse to laugh/like or comment positively 1 Like |
Re: New Year Yoke! by bingbagbo(m): 1:53pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
it is not funny |
Re: New Year Yoke! by bright007(f): 2:22pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: it is not funny...and I believe you read the last sentence of the post.You are obviously a bushpig! |
Re: New Year Yoke! by Nobody: 3:28pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
bright007: RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6 cost more than a black BB Bold 6.I see! Well... The yoke is nad funny, so you're a bushpiglet |
Re: New Year Yoke! by bright007(f): 3:35pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
Bingbagbo and prettiebony,why una dey beef celebrity like me? Its not easy to attain my knid of status but u can start somewhere,ok?
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Re: New Year Yoke! by Vivly(f): 4:21pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
I must admit, this joke is NOT funny |
Re: New Year Yoke! by bingbagbo(m): 4:54pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
Vivly: I must admit, thank you sister |
Re: New Year Yoke! by bright007(f): 7:45am On Jan 02, 2013 |
bin gbagbo:Bingbagbo
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Re: New Year Yoke! by jackpot(f): 8:02am On Jan 02, 2013 |
bin gbagbo:shattap over dia, you Gay Santa Claus! i don't know why you juss decided to be a celebrity beefer. Bush fowl! @OP this is the best joke since 2013 |
Re: New Year Yoke! by bright007(f): 9:02am On Jan 02, 2013 |
jackpot: shattap over dia, you Gay Santa Claus!thank you my dearest cousin...Happy New year |
Re: New Year Yoke! by Nobody: 7:57pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
bright007: thank you my dearest cousin...Happy New year jackpot: shattap over dia, you Gay Santa Claus!Two gay albinos crying 1 Like |
Re: New Year Yoke! by toygod2: 6:33am On Jan 03, 2013 |
funny small o |
Re: New Year Yoke! by bright007(f): 1:23pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
toygod2: funny small othank God we still got sane people like u on Nairaland 1 Like |
Re: New Year Yoke! by bunmioguns(m): 1:38pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
thank God u said YOKE 1 Like |
Re: New Year Yoke! by toygod2: 5:01am On Jan 04, 2013 |
bright007(f)...thank God we still got sane people like u on Nairaland Dancing OPHRA GANGNAM STYLE......................hehehehe |
Re: New Year Yoke! by Nobody: 6:57am On Jan 04, 2013 |
Please is the poster above me really mad??.? |
Re: New Year Yoke! by bashydemy(m): 9:14am On Jan 04, 2013 |
I think this just should have been in the trash since 2011 |
Re: New Year Yoke! by Vivly(f): 10:54am On Jan 04, 2013 |
PretiEbony: Please is the poster above me really mad??.?are u in doubt? |
Re: New Year Yoke! by Ajibel(m): 11:58am On Jan 04, 2013 |
this joke brought down tears from my eyes op you can do better naa |
Re: New Year Yoke! by bright007(f): 3:40pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
Ajibel: this joke brought down tears from my eyes op you can do better naa...when I looked at your signature,I wasn't surprised why tears rolled down from your eyes after reading this blockbuster joke.....a mad man is not suppose to laugh at sane jokes |
Re: New Year Yoke! by bright007(f): 3:42pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
bashy_demy: I think this just should have been in the trash since 2011....go and put it there nawwww....fast-spoke! |
Re: New Year Yoke! by bright007(f): 7:19pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
Bump. |
Re: New Year Yoke! by vizboy(m): 8:48pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
Lol the joke was not funny but going through all your comments cant stop finish laughing |
Re: New Year Yoke! by almusty75: 10:50am On Jan 07, 2013 |
Its nt funny jor...!!! |
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