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Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by blacksta(m): 1:34pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
This is an opportunity to get to know me - Please fasten your seat belt - Small Spoil body session is about to start - and please ask me any question. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by blacksta(m): 1:40pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
Phone answering machine message - ', If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by blacksta(m): 1:42pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
I went to a seafood disco last week, and pulled a muscle |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by blacksta(m): 1:42pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
At breakfast time I am so hungry I could could murder a bowl of cornflakes. Does that make me a cereal killer? |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by blacksta(m): 1:43pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by NaijaSisi(f): 1:59pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
only like the third and fourth one |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by makajibbz(m): 2:01pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
at-least u hv produced sumtin usful in ur life. thnk sango. |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by blacksta(m): 2:03pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
Naija_Sisi: Dont worry very soon - you will be hooked on everything i have to offfer |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by Idowuogbo(f): 2:18pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
hmm black star sey na office dry so , anyways i wud continue 2 tank amadioha 4 u sha cus u jus dey release forces |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by blacksta(m): 2:24pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
Whats the difference between Cheryl Cole and the Icelandic Volcano, The Icelandic Volcano is still blowing Ash!" |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by makajibbz(m): 2:31pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
blacksta:dry |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by blacksta(m): 2:42pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
Yes I know your face is dry . Stop telling me |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by Nobody: 3:14pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
blacksta: I like this joke, very childish. Good One for kids! |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by makajibbz(m): 4:39pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
blacksta:just my face make them wet, |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by StudioCFR(m): 4:42pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
Stale! |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by blacksta(m): 5:04pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
^ ol boy i dey try now - u no say i meet u for here |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by Dyt(f): 5:13pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
n wat is dis called |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by blacksta(m): 5:24pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
Thanks |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by Dyt(f): 5:31pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
4 wat |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by blacksta(m): 5:31pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me, Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by NaijaSisi(f): 5:32pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
hahaha, cheap but funny |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by blacksta(m): 5:33pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
Naija_Sisi: Cool - Love you too. |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by blacksta(m): 5:33pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in. After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second guy says, "Oh well,I better get home.My wife doesn't like me to stay out during late night." The first guy replies, "I'll help you out of this. Just do what I say. Go home. Sneak into the bedroom. Pull back the covers. Get down between her legs then lick, lick and lick for about 20 minutes and there will be no complaints in the morning." The guy agrees to try that and continues drinking with him for two more hours before heading home to give it a try. When he got home, the house was pitch black. He sneaks upstairs into the bedroom, pulled back the covers and proceeded to lick for 20 minutes. The bed was like a swamp so he decided to wash his face. As he walked into the bathroom, his wife was sitting on the toilet. Seeing her he screamed, "What the hell are you doing in here?!" "Quiet!", she exclaimed. "You'll wake my mother." |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by NaijaSisi(f): 5:36pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
hohoho wahala dey o! |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by Dyt(f): 5:37pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
i lov dis dude |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by NaijaSisi(f): 5:38pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
^^now u r going to make his head swell wit joy! |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by Dyt(f): 5:42pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
let me appreciate him 4 once |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by blacksta(m): 5:44pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor. "You b*stard," the man says," my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!" |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by NaijaSisi(f): 5:45pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
Dyt: appreciate all u want hun, it nor concern me |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by blacksta(m): 5:45pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
Naija_Sisi: My head is already swelling - The Lord has blessed me richly |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by NaijaSisi(f): 5:46pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
^^i trust u blackie |
Re: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by blacksta(m): 5:47pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
Naija_Sisi: Oya come and get a hug |
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