hi all,

A brown goat belonging to Knotty has been declared missing.
The he-goat went missing on the night of Tuesday, 20th February, 2008.
All efforts at tracing it have so far proved abortive. Therefore, I am compelled to come to Nairaland for any clue or tip that might lead to its being found again, preferably, alive.

If you have any information leading to this, a handsome reward of 5,000D awaits you.

For any useful information, please, contact any police post nearest to you. Better still, you could either post your clue to this thread on Nairaland, or email me at cuteyansh@yahoo.com.

Help a brother in need, please.

see

attach now, stupid goat

@knotty

This is not the right place for u why dont u go to NTA, or AIT , i thing tht will be the best place for u.

See the goat, Ur goat get HIV?

A he goat with that heavy breast?

@poster
r u talkin dis goat??
ha!!!
got dis pix taken frm migs backyard.
note migs sittin in d background & d usual suspects waitin 4 it 2 don
dis i y i hav always complaind abt
goatnappers evrywer!!
sori sha
God wil console u in ur loss
bt meanwhil, des guys nid 2 be brought 2 book!!!
any sugestions

gunpoint u dey make hunger wire me oooo

the goat is actually an hermaphrodite. in the evening she suckles her young, in the morning she is snouting at all the girl-goats around. so, pls, pardon my confusion about its sex.

but, so, GUNPOINT, no tell say that na my goat on the table? walahi, i no mind a slice o

lola, lola
i wznt gon talk cos i got d hots 4 u but u hav forced my hand
u wer seen at d seen of d crime!!  
u, and of all ppl, nitenurse!!  
im disappointd in u two
bt b rest assured dat u will both face d music!!!
                                   

@poster
u r a bloody un-patrotic element!!!
imagine!! wantin d slice off a whole goat dat wz originaly urs??
damn!!!
u shall b shot 4 dis!!

habba gunpoint,

wetin me and nitenurse do u now?

yes nw
u both conspired 2 help roast dat goat
u wer seen at d venue, i hav evidence!!
u will all b brought 2 book at d appropriate time
jst wait & see!!!

mine had no Horn, so i knew that the one on that slaughter table wasn`t it. but then, considering the way that one there had been garnished, sure, who wouldn`t mind a chunk.

oh my goat, oh my goat, oh my goat, oh my goat,
when shall i see my goat
when shall i see my native goat
i will never forget my goat,

sing along

@knotty
plz leav d joke section & move ovr 2 d crazies section

oh his goat ohh his goat
wen shal he see his goat?
fa la so fa me re
wen shal he see his native goat
he will never forget he is an akuya!

@clems
plz respectay ursef & join knotty in d crazies

@gunpoint
pls respect urself and let me be

wat!!!!
u getted liver & using my sacred
u gon bonkers??
apologise nw!!!

. . . Or u'll report to ur mummy?

omoh this ur goat na wah oh! see nipple lyk anti aircraft riffle im bullet
na dis war war goat u lyk like this

c,mmon gunpoint u know within u ure not making sense

ged a lyfe! it costs nofin

common guys! this thread was dedicated to helpin sum one recover his family inheritance!!

. . .Ur point?

he dosnt have any.

by the way is this a radio or television station? wat ever happens in this forum is a gaddamn joke.

*enjoyz goat meat*

The tuesday night this goat got missing; I could still remember that I saw you and gunpoint, lolabbey and clemcykul at one isi ewu joint, you remember the place dont you, and you guys were eating Goat pepper soup.

Now why are you disturbing innocent people about the Goat wey dey inside your belle ask your crew members.

isiewu

sooo delicioussssss *smacks lips* notin lyke it

Vat!!!
Ve
Imposicant!!!
I ask again newbee, u zaw ve??
Lambskyblue, 4 a newbee, zat iz a grevious accusation!!!
lemi put it 2 u easy kid, u go chop pepper 4 my hand 4 zis land, imagine, joinin me & clemlukwarm!!!
U r as dead/missin as d goat in zis saga so gbo
El-accuzato!!!!
Carrier of fake/pirated news coverage!!
O ti ku u hear (wer ma dagger sef?)

*buys yaba form for guneddown*

Thank God i no dey wen the goat dey miss

Now the owner places a reward of 5000D

wetin be 5000D?

clemcy,migines hope say no b dis same u take do d bbque wey we do 4 ur backyard last weekend?

anyways i can still taste it from my takeaway anyways it sure taste gooooood still hav some more left?