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Re: Missing Goat by elementus: 1:06pm On Feb 28, 2008
ituen na 5000 US dollar$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
owo lo sori (yahoozieeeeee)
singing olu maintain yahooozieeeeeeeeeeeee
Re: Missing Goat by clemcykul(f): 2:28pm On Feb 28, 2008
joins in the yahoozeee song.

yahooo oh oh yahooozeeee

awo oka waya wa shi she, grin awan oko wa bla bla bla grin
Re: Missing Goat by knotty(m): 4:54pm On Feb 28, 2008
Awon kon wa ye wa sha yo,,,,,,,,,,
abeg na 5000 Dinar jare.

too much money o.
Re: Missing Goat by choco4life(m): 5:42pm On Feb 28, 2008
i see ya goat for mai suya table
Re: Missing Goat by Usiola(m): 9:30pm On Feb 28, 2008
Actually, this information might be of use,
I saw a goat with close resemblance to yours having morning drills with choco4life about 3 days ago.
I asked for the goat's proof of ownership and he said he was coming, i never heard from him since then.
I would have called law enforcement if i had known it was stolen,
Choco, return the ewu
Re: Missing Goat by choco4life(m): 9:38pm On Feb 28, 2008
i actually stole the goat but usiola overpowered me and kidnapped the goat.
Re: Missing Goat by Usiola(m): 9:41pm On Feb 28, 2008
ah!
Liar!
Re: Missing Goat by choco4life(m): 9:44pm On Feb 28, 2008
AHH Usi
He threatened me,
but i will be never be humiliated.
Re: Missing Goat by choco4life(m): 9:45pm On Feb 28, 2008
Bring back the goat,
the goat get chip for neck. . . . . . . . . . . . . . we don trace am to ur house
Re: Missing Goat by Usiola(m): 10:02pm On Feb 28, 2008
Knotty,
behold your goat

Re: Missing Goat by gunpoint(m): 6:43am On Feb 29, 2008
Wrong goat!!!
Knotty's goat has bin eaten, i saw d eaters at work!!!
Any way, who da fook is dat practicin goeetomy??
Plz dnt tel me its iteun again??
angry angry angry
Re: Missing Goat by ashaby(f): 7:09am On Feb 29, 2008
collection of armed robbers na for goat theft e de start!
Re: Missing Goat by Usiola(m): 8:08am On Feb 29, 2008
gunpoint:

Wrong goat!!!
Knotty's goat has bin eaten, i saw d eaters at work!!!
Any way, who da fook is that practicin goeetomy??
Please dnt tel me its iteun again??
angry angry angry
If that is not knotty's goat, this is another stolen goat, i advise goat herders to take roll calll of their flock to check for missing animals.
As for who that is and what they are practising, My mouth no fit talk wetin my eyes see shocked shocked
I was told witnessing a crime is 7 years. tongue grin grin grin
Re: Missing Goat by ituen(m): 1:12pm On Feb 29, 2008
@gunpoint

I have a good alibi
Re: Missing Goat by delib: 1:14pm On Feb 29, 2008
@ituen
pls i want you to barn that guy ibkdikson from this forum
Re: Missing Goat by ituen(m): 8:08pm On Feb 29, 2008
i havent seen a post from dat person b4
Re: Missing Goat by success123(m): 11:28am On Mar 01, 2008
and who says ituen has that power
Re: Missing Goat by clemcykul(f): 12:44pm On Mar 01, 2008
angel folly said so
Re: Missing Goat by ituen(m): 2:14pm On Mar 01, 2008
@Success

If u have Seun as ur Oga, den u got d powers that be beside u

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