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Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 1:04pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Hullo all NL BUBBLEBRAINS,I'm back 2 give u hilarious jokes 4 d year 2013,jst sit dwn n stay tuned. 1 Like |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by bunmioguns(m): 1:13pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
ok |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 1:17pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
A couple once rushed 2 a world renowned maternity hospital coz d wife is in labor.So d Doctor in charge told dem dat he had a machine which will transfer d pain of d wife in labor to d father of d child.So dey agreed,and d doctor hooked up the machine and increased its intensity to 20.The man said dat he is nt feeling any pain so d doc. increased it to 50,yet d man didn't feel any pain and requested that d machine be increased to its highest in which d doc. reluntantly did bt yet d man didn't feel any pain until d woman delivered d baby.Happily,dey went home 2geda and wen dey reach home,d gateman was dead #who give am belle# |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 1:26pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
A man forgot 2 zip up his trousers,so a lady saw it and d ffg conversation occured: lady:sir,u've forgotten 2 zip up. man:thanks,bt did u see my black hummer jeep lady:no,I only saw a small keke napep |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by bunmioguns(m): 1:29pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
JOKE NO 1.............STALE JOKE NO 2.............A BIT OK WORK HARDER |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 1:40pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
1 day,a gang of armed robbers invaded a church telling d concregation dat dey only want 2 kill 1 person bt in order nt 2 coz argument,they were going do it with names starting alphabetically,so dey went 2 d Rev.bt he replied,my name is Zamuel Zmith,dey moved to the choir master bt he replied,my name is Zheophilus Zheila bt dere is sum1 who bears Akpors.Naso Akpor shout,u dey craze,no mind am o,my friends call me Zzzakpors Zzzeal. Who wan die?wetin u espect,if it was u nkoo? 1 Like |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by bunmioguns(m): 1:40pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 1:44pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
bunmioguns: JOKE NO 1.............STALEfirst speech........dull and nt reasonable second speech........a little bit okay,work on ur speech |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by bunmioguns(m): 1:46pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 1:47pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
bunmioguns:we are used to ur ''no line'' comment. |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 1:55pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Sumtimes ago,bin gbagbo was admitted into a mental hospital. So 1 day,bin gbagbo sat dwn and put two stones in his ear,so d doc. askd him what he was doing and he replied i'm listening 2 rock music. |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 2:23pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Sutoboy was having s*x with 1 village girl without condom,so d ffg conversation occurred: V girl:u no dey use condom ni? Suto:no V girl:se u no get Aids ooh? Suto:no,nt at all. V girl:I dey ask coz i no wan contact Aids d second tym #Sutoboy fainted# |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by bunmioguns(m): 2:51pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
ur yokes dey make me vomit |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by Rextab(m): 2:51pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Boring! Copy n paste, its like hv read o de jokes here. Jokes sec hs bkam booooorrrrrriiiiinnnngggg! |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by bunmioguns(m): 2:54pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Rextab: Boring! |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 3:10pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Bunmi jst married a new girl(virgin)and it was bedtime and he doesn't knw what 2 do coz he has nver stayed wit a woman b/4 so he called his dad: bunmi-dad,i don't knw what to do wit my wife dad-lay her on d bed unclad 5minutes later,bunmi called his dad bunmi-dad,i've laid her on d bed,what next? Dad-unclad urself bside her 5min. later,bunmi called again bunmi-dad,i've done dat 2,whats next dad-gosh,bunmi,do u expect me 2 say everytin,put d hardest tin in ur body into where she pees.GOODNITE. 15mins later,bunmi called his dad again bunmi-i've put my head into her toilet bowl,whats next dad-Bleep,go and DROWN in a BLOODY RIVER. |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 3:19pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
bunmioguns: ur yokes dey make me vomiti'm happy it makes u vomits.(Infact,wetin dey inside ur stomach wey u dey vomit) |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by bunmioguns(m): 3:37pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: beht why |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by bunmioguns(m): 3:38pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: *releases a hot fart in his mouth* |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 3:42pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Akpors movd to .V.I. with his wife.Later,thieves invaded and demanded 4 d money he brought home d day b/4 vowing he wuld inject him wit hiv fluid if he didn't answer him Akpor-if u inject me,wuld u still take d money thief-no. Akpor-then let me ease myself in d toilet first,then u cn inject me. So he went to d toilet n wen he came back,d thief inject him and went away. The wife still baffled asked Akpor why he accepted to be injected instead of giving them d money. Akpor-the fool didn't knw dat i've put on condom wen I entered d toilet. #who is d fool# |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 3:48pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
bunmioguns:ask dr.bin gbagbo |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:28pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
3 friends namely dani1luv,bunmi and akpors determined 2 go on a picnic.Dani1luv packed sandwiches,bunmi packed the picnic set.When dey got there,bunmi laid d mat while dani1luv brought d sandwiches and softdrinks.As dey were about to eat,they discovered dat dey didn't bring d opener.No one wants to volunteer to go on another 3hours journey home.So dey begged Akpors 2 go and bring d opener.Akpors replied,i can't coz b/4 i cum back,u wuld hav finished d sandwiches and they promised him dat dey won't eat it.So dey waited 4 him for 10 hrs bt Akpors didn't appear and they were already feeling hungry.So dey decided 2 eat,as dey were about eating,they saw Akpors. Akpors:I knw u wuld want to eat it,I'M NO MORE GOING. *GOSH* 1 Like |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 4:45pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Grandpa:Bright,dat is ur teacher,she is coming because u didn't shw up in class 2day,so go and hide,I will tell her u re sick and currently in d hospital. Bright:No,it is u who shuld go and hide coz I've already told her dat u re dead,so go inside and hide so dat she won't say dat I'm a liar. #like father like son# |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by bingbagbo(m): 4:58pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
please did a human being post these things?? * vomiting * |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:02pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: please did a human being post these things??yeah |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by bingbagbo(m): 5:11pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: i dont believe it |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:15pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
bin gbagbo:i'm sure u can't bliv.bin gbagbo,are u truly a guy or a girl or even both? |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by bingbagbo(m): 5:24pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: you cant hear so i wont answer you |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 7:09pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: na which day i tell you se i be deaf manyour name resembles your character |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by MrTAnonymous(m): 7:31pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Larride's pastor once baptised him,after immersing him into water the third time,he told him nw u hav been immersed into this water d 3 times and baptised in d name of d Holy Trinity,no more sins,no more alcohol,your name has been changed to Isreal. When he got home,he went into his bar,picked a bottle of champagne and immersed it into water three times saying,I've baptised u in d name of d Holy Trinity,ur name has changed 2 Orange juice. I'm back guys.Happy New Year to all NL bubblebrains. 1 Like |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by larride(m): 9:24pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Boring |
Re: Fun Time With Mr.T-Season 2 by bingbagbo(m): 10:07pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
larride: Boring thank u sah |
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