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Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Tobbylobar(m): 2:24pm On Jan 05, 2013
Eze Promoe:
PM me ya figurine cool
..badt sharp guy..
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 2:29pm On Jan 05, 2013
Codedrock:
wao! ishilove i will be glad if u r truly 17 that wil be really hot! U know wat? Just want u to be my closest NL fwend.. Nothing more, just to make my online life more fun.. Nd so also i once added ur username to my buddylist on my ymessenger but no feedback... So can i send u an email message on NL now?
Yes you can. smiley
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by kcreal(f): 2:31pm On Jan 05, 2013
Just passing .........
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Codedrock(m): 2:31pm On Jan 05, 2013
BluePinkee: Hello, I'm 18, wahz up?
whats up bluepinkee, thats really cul, nd i 'll lyk to know ya more.. So ao am i gonna contact ya?
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Nobody: 2:39pm On Jan 05, 2013
Eze Promoe:
PM me ya figurine cool
Ahann, uncle, u r tryn 2 hijack d thread now

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Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Codedrock(m): 2:40pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove:
Yes you can. smiley
but i couldn't, cos u hav to follow me back!
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by EzePromoe: 2:53pm On Jan 05, 2013
Bolushalom:
Ahann, uncle, u r tryn 2 hijack d thread now
Who are you calling uncle? angry See let me tell you, i'm 19. I just finished writting WAEC! I haven't kiss any girl in my life not to talk of s3x. I'm a good boy cool
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Nobody: 2:56pm On Jan 05, 2013
Lolzz crazy comments though
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 2:58pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove: Hey Coded, I'm 17. What kinda friendship do you want? Is it romantic? My mum says I should pass Jamb first and gain admission before I think of any such thing. She says guys like you will ...er, "foolish" me and give me "big problem" if I pay heed to your sweet mouth. So pleax, can we just be ordinary friends?

I don't want to be foolished and end up with big problem, especially as I look waaaaaay older than 17. I eagerly await your response. smiley

grin

wow, never knew u were this young
i'll have to wait till u r 18 before i start hitting on u.
how sad
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 2:59pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826:

wow, never knew u were this young
i'll have to wait till u r 18 before i start hitting on u.
how sad
I'll be 18 this year... wink
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 3:00pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove:
I'll be 18 this year... wink

what month?
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 3:01pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826:

what month?
Jan 27
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 3:03pm On Jan 05, 2013
Eze Promoe:
Who are you calling uncle? angry See let me tell you, i'm 19. I just finished writting WAEC! I haven't kiss any girl in my life not to talk of s3x. I'm a good boy cool
Back off Daddy O, this here thread is for teenagers only. We don't want old cargo here. angry
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 3:08pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove:
Jan 27

Ok then, u are ripe and ready to drop. I'll wait till the 27th of this month to fulfil all legal requirements
I plan to 'wise' u properly on that day and yet ensure that i don't give you 'big problem'

please keep away from anyone that wants to 'foolish' you o.
the first taste of that 'thing' is being auctioned in Brazi for thousand of dollars (see http://edition.cnn.com/2013/01/02/world/americas/brazil-teen-sells-virginity/)
I will give u 'sweet' when I am 'wising' u. U hear??
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 3:18pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826:

Ok then, u are ripe and ready to drop. I'll wait till the 27th of this month to fulfil all legal requirements
I plan to 'wise' u properly on that day and yet ensure that i don't give you 'big problem'

please keep away from anyone that wants to 'foolish' you o.
the first taste of that 'thing' is being auctioned in Brazi for thousand of dollars (see http://edition.cnn.com/2013/01/02/world/americas/brazil-teen-sells-virginity/)
I will give u 'sweet' when I am 'wising' u. U hear??
Please can someone help me interprete this?

Esere are you also a jambite? Perhaps we can have tutorials together if you are.

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Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by heed101(m): 3:19pm On Jan 05, 2013
Emi na wa Nairalander o. Though I'm not a teenager buh I prefer 1 as well.
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 3:20pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826:

Ok then, u are ripe and ready to drop. I'll wait till the 27th of this month to fulfil all legal requirements
I plan to 'wise' u properly on that day and yet ensure that i don't give you 'big problem'

please keep away from anyone that wants to 'foolish' you o.
I will give u 'sweet' when I am 'wising' u. U hear??
What kind of sweet? Please you are confusing me o
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by babysnogls: 3:23pm On Jan 05, 2013
Codedrock:
elo pls who are u? I ain't Abayo or watever u call it.. (Ese mi o sofun yin pe mio kin kawe mi tele)
So who is Apata Abayode?
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by ITbomb(m): 3:31pm On Jan 05, 2013
ITbomb was here
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 3:32pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove:
Please can someone help me interprete this?
Esere are you also a jambite? Perhaps we can have tutorials together if you are.

No, I am not a jambite. I am a big boy.
I am in Final year of teacher training college
So I can teach you anything u like.
Les jus wait till January 27 wen u turn 18. u hear
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 3:34pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove:
What kind of sweet? Please you are confusing me o

Be thou not confused because u have been choosen and highly favoured.
The type of sweet is Lollipop.
Mummy would not mind this. She would understand because daddy has also been giving her lollipop sweet and she has seen that it is good
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Tobbylobar(m): 3:34pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove:
What kind of sweet? Please you are confusing me o
...stop pretending joor...shebi u sabi chop banana abi...take banana till u go yoo...in dprince voice cool
Ishilove:
What kind of sweet? Please you are confusing me o
...stop pretending joor...shebi u sabi chop banana abi...take banana till u go yoo...in dprince voice
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Tobbylobar(m): 3:39pm On Jan 05, 2013
Idowuogbo:
....uncle go pick on ur walking stick age mates now.... undecided
pack well joor...r u a learner.. grin
Idowuogbo:
....uncle go pick on ur walking stick age mates now.... undecided
pack well joor...r u a learner..
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 3:43pm On Jan 05, 2013
@ishilove

Do not be dismayed that I speak to u in codes/parables ehn.
U are still 17, das why. wait till Jan 27 wen u are 18
now u see in parts, on that day u shall see in full and everything shall be revealed unto u

in that day, I will be in u, and u in me
and u shall 'knew' all things
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 3:57pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826: @ishilove

Do not be dismayed that I speak to u in codes/parables ehn.
U are still 17, das why. wait till Jan 27 wen u are 18
now u see in parts, on that day u shall see in full and everything shall be revealed unto u

in that day, I will be in u, and u in me
and u shall 'knew' all things
You speak in parables, sir.
Are you a teacher? I need help particularly in Biology.
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 4:03pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove:
You speak in parables, sir.
Are you a teacher? I need help particularly in Biology.

Ahhh
do not call me sir
for no one is sir in such things of the world

Verily I say unto u, u shall receive help in the biology of things
I shall teach you how tissues turn intto rocks, and how fountains gosh waters of honey
indeed the valley of your understanding shall be covered with deep biological knowledge
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 4:10pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826:

Ahhh
do not call me sir
for no one is sir in such things of the world

Verily I say unto u, u shall receive help in the biology of things
I shall teach you how tissues turn intto rocks, and how fountains gosh waters of honey
indeed the valley of your understanding shall be covered with deep biological knowledge
O esere, you are so poetic. I am sure you will make a good teacher...

grin
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Detonatorrex(m): 4:13pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826: @ishilove

Do not be dismayed that I speak to u in codes/parables ehn.
U are still 17, das why. wait till Jan 27 wen u are 18
now u see in parts, on that day u shall see in full and everything shall be revealed unto u

in that day, I will be in u, and u in me
and u shall 'knew' all things
Ishilove:
You speak in parables, sir.
Are you a teacher? I need help particularly in Biology.
naughty shidren shocked go and read ya books grin
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 4:15pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove:
O esere, you are so poetic. I am sure you will make a good teacher...

grin

Indeed my dear little one
i will hold ur hands and take u places that u av never imagined

I will thrust on/in you the staff of wisdom
i'll watch u float in the ocean of the wind
and watch you mount my eagle as you soar to heights unreached

this my dear is the sum of teaching
let them who have ears let them hear
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 4:16pm On Jan 05, 2013
Detonator-rex:
naughty shidren shocked go and read ya books grin
He is going to tutor me, duh!
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Detonatorrex(m): 4:30pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove:
He is going to tutor me, duh!
ok ma'am lil sis enjoy your lessons smiley
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 4:33pm On Jan 05, 2013
Detonator-rex:
ok ma'am lil sis enjoy your lessons smiley

why does babylon conspire
Solomon's men look in envy

desiring the young maiden for their master

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