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Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 10:26pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove:
And I will submit to your sagely ministrations. I will yield to your formidable pen, I will not silence my cries of 'Eureka!'. I will suck down your liquid of knowledge.

excellent, excellent now a disciple is won
codedrock will now forever learn
that the way to the mountains of life
is only shown by the parrot amongst all birds

u my dear come
we've got a city to conquer, you and i
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 10:29pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove:
Whaaaat!!! So you don't know how old you are?? That is so sad. sad

weep not
I know only what my parents told me
that a wolf cried the night I was born
I guess its the same for everyone
that their birth days could be anything that their parents said whether real or imagined

I am content with what I was told
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 10:33pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826:

excellent, excellent now a disciple is won
coderock will now forever learn
that the way to the mountains of life
is only shown by the parrot amongst all birds

u my dear come
we've got a city to conquer, you and i
I will let the ink from your pen refresh my heart...
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 10:36pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826:

weep not
I know only what my parents told me
that a wolf cried the night I was born
I guess its the same for everyone
that their birth days could be anything that their parents said whether real or imagined

I am content with what I was told

A wolf cried the night you were born? . That's some gaaangster Twilight sheeit. undecided

Are you sure you aren't yanking my knickers?
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 10:36pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove:
I will let the ink from your pen refresh my heart...

o yes o yes
i mutter with heavy breadth
hearts, forrests and valleys shall be refreshed

i will sow a mustard seed in you
it shall weigh you down and then be birth
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by safarigirl(f): 10:37pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove:
Spoken for at 18?? My mum will kill me! shocked
hehe, jes joking around...ma Harlequin and Mills&Boons beaus won't be smiling if they find I'm a two-timer though wink
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Codedrock(m): 10:40pm On Jan 05, 2013
Gonna go sleep! Regards 2 esere&ishilove
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 10:40pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove:
A wolf cried the night you were born? . That's some gaaangster Twilight sheeit. undecided

Are you sure you aren't yanking my knickers?

my parents loved the movies alright
gangster, twilight, vampires, werewolves, .. where all their delight
fertile imaginations could have dulled their sight
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 10:40pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826:

o yes o yes
i mutter with heavy breadth
hearts, forrests and valleys shall be refreshed

i will sow a mustard seed in you
it shall weigh you down and then be birthed
a mustard seed from your formidable pen?
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Codedrock(m): 10:42pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826:

excellent, excellent now a disciple is won
codedrock will now forever learn
that the way to the mountains of life
is only shown by the parrot amongst all birds

u my dear come
we've got a city to conquer, you and i
driving me crazy! @ishilove remember wat ur mom told u abt. Dis guy o! Lol... Gudnite
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 10:43pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826:

my parents loved the movies alright
gangster, twilight, vampires, werewolves, .. where all their delight
fertile imaginations could have dulled their sight
Lol. cheesy

I guess you should be like 21 or 22, since you're in Teachers training college.

Where will the tutorial take place?
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 10:44pm On Jan 05, 2013
come with me my dear ishilove
the night in this place is tired
let me take you to another place, only you and I
I'll show u a trick or 2
make sure your oil burns bright
all through the starry night
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Codedrock(m): 10:44pm On Jan 05, 2013
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Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 10:45pm On Jan 05, 2013
Codedrock:
driving me crazy! @ishilove remember wat ur mom told u abt. Dis guy o! Lol... Gudnite
You are right...
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 10:47pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826: come with me my dear ishilove
the night in this place is tired
let me take you to another place, only you and I
I'll show u a trick or 2
make sure your oil burns bright
all through the starry night
My mum won't allow me go anywhere. Besides, you're a man. I can't be alone with a man by this time because he might 'foolish' me.
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 10:50pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove:
My mum won't allow me go anywhere. Besides, you're a man. I can't be alone with a man by this time because he might 'foolish' me.

a boy you mean
one determined to 'wise' you
and make u shine amongst ur peers

come, says the winged one
I'll whisk u to a place
laid for your hearts delight

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Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 10:51pm On Jan 05, 2013
safarigirl: hehe, jes joking around...ma Harlequin and Mills&Boons beaus won't be smiling if they find I'm a two-timer though wink
So you're beau is just a figment of your fertile imagination? cheesy
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 10:53pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826:

a boy you mean
one determined to 'wise' you
and make u shine amongst ur peers

come, says the winged one
I'll whisk u to a place
laid for your hearts delight
I'm afraid of "big problem" sad
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Onyiip(f): 10:55pm On Jan 05, 2013
in sisi mama's voice.... Una welldone oo
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 10:58pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove:
I'm afraid of "big problem" sad

believe me when i say no problem is too big for a brain as smart as yours
trust me when I say the only big problem in life is not to take that shaky first step in faith

come my young underling
the winged unicorn awaits us
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Nobody: 11:03pm On Jan 05, 2013
xo them don tey use bible langs begin toast ke?? Esere u really funny and smart tho..lol...
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Oluwafunmilayo95(f): 11:04pm On Jan 05, 2013
See all these grandmas and grandpas forming sweet sixteen lipsrsealed


Choi...this thread has been hijacked grin
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 11:05pm On Jan 05, 2013
^^ wink wink
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 11:08pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826:

believe me when i say no problem is too big for a brain as smart as yours
trust me when I say the only big problem in life is not to take that shaky first step in faith

come my young underling
the winged unicorn awaits us
Lead the way, esere... smiley
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 11:10pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826: ^^ wink wink
grin
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by esere826: 11:15pm On Jan 05, 2013
Ishilove:
Lead the way, esere... smiley

My damsel its my pleasure
wet your lips....
..now cloose your eyes and count to 7....................................

*the wind wrapped its tender arms around ishilove and esere826, and they were no more*
*10 years later, ishilove was pregnant with her 5th child and was the smartest woman on the face of the planet Venus*
*everynight, a wolf cries from the spot in which they made their journey*
*some suspect that the wolf's cry is the voice of a jilted lover*

THE END

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Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 11:22pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826:

My damsel its my pleasure
wet your lips....
..now cloose your eyes and count to 7....................................

*the wind wrapped its tender arms around ishilove and esere826, and they were no more*
*10 years later, ishilove was pregnant with her 5th child and was the smartest woman on the face of the planet Venus*
*everynight, a wolf cries from the spot in which they made their journey*
*some suspect that the wolf's cry is the voice of a jilted lover*

THE END
Hahahahahahahaha!! Esere!
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 11:23pm On Jan 05, 2013
esere826:

My damsel its my pleasure
wet your lips....
..now cloose your eyes and count to 7....................................

*the wind wrapped its tender arms around ishilove and esere826, and they were no more*
*10 years later, ishilove was pregnant with her 5th child and was the smartest woman on the face of the planet Venus*
*everynight, a wolf cries from the spot in which they made their journey*
*some suspect that the wolf's cry is the voice of a jilted lover*

THE END
Now THIS is an unexpected twist! grin
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by Ishilove: 11:28pm On Jan 05, 2013
Can my mum come along with us? tongue

Goodnite, my sage.

cheesy cheesy
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by DANILSA(m): 11:47pm On Jan 05, 2013
uncle Esere am subscibing to this poem right away, uncle u too much,my mum said i should learn from wise ones but ur gradually confusing aunty ishibaby.

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Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by DANILSA(m): 11:50pm On Jan 05, 2013
Idowuogbo: Hey, am 13! U aite? smiley
Idowuogbo 13? Falls from my bed and faints
Re: Need A Female Teenage Nairalander Friend.. Pls All NL Teenagers Should Check! by dejijohns(m): 11:54pm On Jan 05, 2013
Idowuogbo: Hey, am 13! U aite? smiley

Taaaa, U wey b ma grandma sku moda 4 sec sku den...

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