This is exceptional stupidity. We have gotten to the height of insensitivity totally and completely. I wish to ask those parents what they would have felt if their parents gave them such names. 'Dance' my God this is too much. Dance was my pick what was yours?

biolabee: ^^^ ol boi/gal

U like money all d names get eze

Im not igbo bt 4rm wat i know Eze is a royal title nd has nothing 2 do wit money.

Some parents will even go further naming their twins a social network like facebook and twitter

I trust my yoruba people they never name their children crap english names 'i love God' 'angel is around' 'new world' what nonsense!

Guchis: Lol @ some names here. A distant cousin named her baby boy 'Momentum'. I mean who does that?!

I though I had heard it all until I visited my aunt in-law. Her neighbour's kids are named Enthronment and ENDOWMENT. You go fear names

Lol *singing d banj- am so endowed eeeh, call me Mr endowed eeeh* abeg dat endowed beta b a girl oh. Guys imagine ur babe bearing endowed and she is really endowed? boys go just dey say "dat endowed girl is so endowed" LOL

in Edo dialect/language, the phrase 'the lord answer me' is OSAHENRUMWEN, 'it is well' in Esan dialect/language is OFURE. why give names dat wld make d child feel embarrassed, remember the child is suppose to be proud of u and nothing less.

there should be more dilberts

kaywiluv:
Augustus is a cool name cos dats my elder brothers name, I see u dnt like d name cos dey ask u meaning of ur name. Hmmmm too bad.
I knw u wld also name u children d things u cant acquire. LOL

I like the name, Some people do think am a catholic member, some think it's Italian/Vatican/roman name, so think am igbo, hehehe, so i enjoy looking at people wasting their time thinking about where am from.

greatgod2012:


yes, o.....imagine, that "the Lord answer me" in yoruba is "oluwadamilohun", which has more meaning and weighty than d english version. Hhhhmmm, na dem sabi, as for me sha, na yoruba names all d way.....ade......., olu........., ola........, ope.....etc.

U no add ogun.. Ifa.. Sango.. Aye..

The worst names I've heard are"Rapture",If not God",Faithword"..I'm sure dat rapture will change dat names..wat of I'm blessed,breakthrough,more blessings.

therese chizoba: I work in the bursary dept of a school and I marvel at the type of names I hear during registration.e.g costly,mybaby,shame,ability,resonance and Some very funny names I can't remember.don't really know wat goes on in some parents mind when naming their kids.

Hahahaha! R u serious "Shame" and "mybaby"?! Chei...my naija people!
I actually know someone called Sunshine. Thot it was a joke b4 o. But its her real name.
I have also heard of a child called Miracle. But "Signs" and "Wonders" Hahahaha!

quote author=therese chizoba]I work in the bursary dept of a school and I marvel at the type of names I hear during registration.e.g costly,mybaby,shame,ability,resonance and Some very funny names I can't remember.don't really know wat goes on in some parents mind when naming their kids.[/quote]


haba!!SHAME,MYBABY COSTLY!!!!!!!! we know of ability.heard that b4 but dont go to the extreme cus you want to make your post sound cool.

smone i know named her child 'TOPIC' i was amazed earlier but she luvs it. But men i luv dat name (Nne-oma) Meaning; sweet mama am believing in God 4 a daughter.

I know of Ministry and Missionary, I have 2 follow my neighbor 2 her school confirm, dey are nt of d same parents

My wedding is comin up in april. And by d grace of almighty God i will start bearing children begin from early next year. while am yoruba, my humble fiance is from the eastern part of our dear country...here are d names my unborn children will bear.....morayooluwa,oluwafisayo, somtochukwu and so on

papie123:

haba!!SHAME,MYBABY COSTLY!!!!!!!! we know of ability.heard that b4 but dont go to the extreme cus you want to make your post sound cool.

I can actualy vouch for MYBABY,personaly know someone bearing BABY,we call her aunty baby,thing is in her 40s,so I wudnt term BABY a new generation name

one of my friends name his son i don beta and goodluck

I know of a 7yr old girl dat was xtened Jesus is Lord. dey cal her jil 4 short. very funny. But its not funny 2 me though.

We are gradually derailing from our culture due to westernisation.My 2nd cousin is bearing...Chelsea!

touch_me_hard: Most of those funny names could have sounded better in native languages.

As for me, I'm giving my kids ROYAL names all the way:

Chimeremeze,
Chibueze,
Ezekwesili,
Okwesilieze,
Ojiugoeze.

those are beautiful names my brother.

I know a boy named VOLTRON. For real o. I thought he was lying so I told him if you are voltron then I am super ted. The boy started crying. later, his uncle told me it was his real name and I got to see hiS school books et al.

My uncle mother inlaw name her childrend Heritage and Estate

What about names like:-

Dangote
Otedola
Arisekola
Abiola
Obasanjo
Anineh
Adenuga
Otudeko
Ibru
Otega
Elumelu
Omiyi
Tinubu
Fashola
Ade Ojo

therese chizoba: I work in the bursary dept of a school and I marvel at the type of names I hear during registration.e.g costly,mybaby,shame,ability,resonance and Some very funny names I can't remember.don't really know wat goes on in some parents mind when naming their kids.

Why not name the kid ELASTICITY, ELECTROLYTE, CONJUNCTIVITIS

adeaugustus:

I like the name, Some people do think am a catholic member, some think it's Italian/Vatican/roman name, so think am igbo, hehehe, so i enjoy looking at people wasting their time thinking about where am from.

Augustus is a nice name. I think its a Roman name. My brother even added Brown to his name so now, he is called AugustusBrown

General

D best name is... 'AKPOS'

rezzy:
Augustus is a nice name. I think its a Roman name. My brother even added Brown to his name so now, he is called AugustusBrown

Yeah. It's a Roman Name... I added "Emrys" to my own, that's only on Facebook sha, I don't want my surname flying on the net.

Una no go kill person, see as i dey laugh for office........

rezzy:
Augustus is a nice name. I think its a Roman name. My brother even added Brown to his name so now, he is called AugustusBrown

If i were your brother, i would have completed it by adding gordon to it.

imagine:

Ausutusgordonbrown. VERY whitish and oyinboish

Then there is this one time Nigerian soccer player whose mother's name is 'Electric' .

God Answer Me in igbo is simply Chizaram. I think its Inferiority complex. Since most people believe in the superiority of Oyibo. Me, I can't give my children foreign names unless these foreigners start to give their children Igbo names. We have very wonderful Nigerian names I wonder why Nigerians don't value our things.

eldagaius: God Answer Me in igbo is simply Chizaram. I think its Inferiority complex. Since most people believe in the superiority of Oyibo. Me, I can't give my children foreign names unless these foreigners start to give their children Igbo names. We have very wonderful Nigerian names I wonder why Nigerians don't value our things.

d thing is,even d whites dnt av diz stupid names.av u ever seen a white man bear Jesus is Lord? God is Good? the Lord answer me? It is well?...