smemud: According to pastor adeboye God has granted 1.3 million healing these year.

inurmind: You people should stop attacking my spiritual daddy o, anything he says is true and must not be questioned.

Atheist:-D:


Me too. I need a miracle

I plan to get one. I have no limbs.... will it be a hard sell if I tried to get him to heal it

inurmind:

Well he is my spirit daddy so I could ask him, although you will have to pay me o.

Today sef he saved me from the evil spirits one of our christian sisters sent to me, if not I for done die like that.

Bélla3:

inurmind:

Thank the Almighty Garri Stick you know yourself.

inurmind:

Thank the Almighty Garri Stick you know yourself.

dorox: Though the supply for miracles is limited to 1.3 million meaning that not everyone will get theirs this year, but you should not worry if you are among the top tier partners, you are given priority over the ordinary members.

Atheist:-D:


Is this sarcasm or genuine?

Atheist:-D:


Me too. I need a miracle

I plan to get one. I have no limbs.... will it be a hard sell if I tried to get him to heal it

inurmind:

Well he is my spirit daddy so I could ask him, although you will have to pay me o.

Today sef he saved me from the evil spirits one of our christian sisters sent to me, if not I for done die like that.

dorox: Though the supply for miracles is limited to 1.3 million meaning that not everyone will get theirs this year, but you should not worry if you are among the top tier partners, you are given priority over the ordinary members.

dorox: Though the supply for miracles is limited to 1.3 million meaning that not everyone will get theirs this year, but you should not worry if you are among the top tier partners, you are given priority over the ordinary members.

inurmind: You people should stop attacking my spiritual daddy o, anything he says is true and must not be questioned.

joseph1832:
"Anything he says is true and most not be question?" Dude are you for real? Did you forget that the Boble says "test every spirit to know whether its of God?". Na wa for you oh...

inurmind:


Being sarcastic, I'm an atheist, although he is my spiritual daddy.
Actually I call him that because he dedicated me. From a ''born-a-christian'' to a born again christian to an atheist.
Now isn't that a beautiful graduation.

inurmind:


Being sarcastic, I'm an atheist, although he is my spiritual daddy.
Actually I call him that because he dedicated me. From a ''born-a-christian'' to a born again christian to an atheist.
Now isn't that a beautiful graduation.

joseph1832:
This is the funniest thing I've heard in along time.

mumumugu: law of diminishn return

pastormustwacc:
Err? how do you type all these doc? *me don turn bugs bunny for here o*

dorox:
Just poking fun at the ridiculousness of the claim that there are 1.3 million miracles for this year and the fact that if true (i believe the right number is zero)it won't go round because of the shear number of his followers asking for miracles.

fkaz:
That is to say you are not a partner, if you are not paying your tithe.

plaetton: I wonder in what categories of illnesses.
For examples, do they include headaches, diarhea, HIV-AIDS, polio and TB? How about illnesses related to malnutrition, poor hygiene and lack of clean drinking water?
Most importantly, how much of his church money is he investing in disease prevention and other preventive and life saving and life changing social programs for his needy church members?