Lmao

sundaybam: 1. After working for 30 days you got fired without salary.
2. If you download anything from the internet and it fails in 99%.
3. If you take cheat into the exam hall and can't understand your own handwriting.
4. If you buy a phone at the rate of 30k today and the price drop to 16k tomorrow
.
5. You go to the restaurant on your first date. and after eating fish, the bone chock you!
6. If you scope a girl, take her to the room and junior does not stand.
7. If u break with your boyfriend and he win 200M UGX the next day.
8. If you use a heavy perfume, your body odour still remain.
9. If you work in a company for 10yrs without promotion or rise in salary.
10. If you lie to Armed robber that you don't have a phone and it rings..
11. If the person that you are cursing in a traffic turns out to be the person interviewing you.
12. If your car spend more time at the mechanic than on the road.
13. If you don't pass both mathematics and english in your final exam.
14. If you get to the exam hall and you can't remember your first name
.
15. If you are signed as the defender for a Europian club and your first task is to mark Lionel messi.
16. If your only child joins the Nigeria police force.
17. If you lie to a Armed robber that you don't have money and your phone start ringing 'chop my money, I don't care'.
18. If you mistake super glue for eye drop.
19. After photoshopping your picture you still look ugly.
20. If a rat eats only your name out of your important document.

Add your's to it.

....lwkmd!

@ Poster ! Nice post,its very refreshing !

Check this one out too as I don't know if anyone as said it.it occurs to all working class.

If after collecting your salary every month,you are debt-ridden with nothing because of your continous credit habit !

Worked hard ! Collected salary ! Pay accrued debt ! Ol'boy that na curse !

Rob Peter to pay Paul syndrome.

Going to an all important jòb interview dead-drunk.

Like that my hold post on the Dead-drunk NIMASA job interview candidate.

Some nairaland members said the guy must have been cursed from his village !

...wanna knw wen blessings and favour are upon yhu...

Mr.T Anonymous:
If while having s*x,you suddenly realise dat d girl turns into a coffin.#WOW#

dis 1 no b follow 4rm vilage na follow 4rm every angle

Mr.T Anonymous:
If while having s*x,you suddenly realise dat d girl turns into a coffin.#WOW#

u must continue na ni

U go school for six years and still don't know how to spell your name...

Don't stop praying.

1. If u an adult n did not hav a mobile phone
2. If u did not no ur mobile no off-hand

U are cursed and finish if u fail to recorgnise a truth GOD!

siobahn: If you sleep with a married woman for the 1st time in your life and while you are at it, you can't withdraw your penis because the husband put magun on his wife

e don hppen to u b4 abi lol magun ko magun ni

U teach evrybody in the exam hall and fail afterwards

U are cursed if u are havin sex wit sum1 not ur wife an d rapture took place

U r curse if u r in dis form an d rapture take place

when you are travelling to attend a course in the USA and you are based in Port harcourt.
you fly from PH to MMIA, and you realize you dint take your passport when you were about to board the aircraft.

#ogasorry#

you must be cursed if as a lawyer you appear in court for a matter/case only to be informed that another senior lawyer is appearing for same client. alah, the entire court will laugh the hell out of you.

cant stop lafin

Wow,dis is extra funny reloaded

You are cursed if you dont make heaven.

sundaybam: 1. After working for 30 days you got fired without salary.
2. If you download anything from the internet and it fails in 99%.
3. If you take cheat into the exam hall and can't understand your own handwriting.
4. If you buy a phone at the rate of 30k today and the price drop to 16k tomorrow
.
5. You go to the restaurant on your first date. and after eating fish, the bone chock you!
6. If you scope a girl, take her to the room and junior does not stand.
7. If u break with your boyfriend and he win 200M UGX the next day.
8. If you use a heavy perfume, your body odour still remain.
9. If you work in a company for 10yrs without promotion or rise in salary.
10. If you lie to Armed robber that you don't have a phone and it rings..
11. If the person that you are cursing in a traffic turns out to be the person interviewing you.

2. If your car spend more time at the mechanic than on the road.
13. If you don't pass both mathematics and english in your final exam.
14. If you get to the exam hall and you can't remember your first name
.
15. If you are signed as the defender for a Europian club and your first task is to mark Lionel messi.
16. If your only child joins the Nigeria police force.
17. If you lie to a Armed robber that you don't have money and your phone start ringing 'chop my money, I don't care'.
18. If you mistake super glue for eye drop.
19. After photoshopping your picture you still look ugly.
20. If a rat eats only your name out of your important document.

Add your's to it.

when u appear in the 3-man ballon d'or/ UEFA shortlist 4 tyms without getting more than runner-up. Duuh!!

I know am cursed when am approached by a police man

When everytime u dream it's all about pursuing you or get beating by someone,
then u r on the cursed list.

Wen having s*x with a calabar girl ,for more than five hours,u've erected for like 3-5 times yet she begs for more

When the party yo u hv been voting for since you were 18 has never won an election and now you want to vote for APC