Facebook Makes It Easy To "Kill" Your Friend. . .or Enemy

Facebook Dead': How to 'Kill' Your Friends

Rusty Foster discovered he was dead last week, at least according to Facebook. He had been locked out of his account, which had been turned into a "memorial page," because someone had reported the Maine man as deceased to the social media site.



He tweeted Thursday, "Facebook thinks I'm dead. I'm tempted to just let it," then "Did you know that you can report any of your Facebook friends dead & Facebook will lock them out of their account with no evidence needed?"

BuzzFeed saw his tweet and decided to test how easy it is by "Killing" their editor John Herman

STEPS
1) They Filled out the memorization request form:



2) For the "proof of death", they found an obituary for a guy with a similar name (not even spelled the same!) who was 74 (the real John Herman is 34, so Facebook doesn't even try to match the details provided to the person's real account)



And Viola. . .He is Dead!! When the "dead" person tries to login to their account, this happens:



Have no Fear though, there is hope for a Resurrection. . .just don't expect it to be after 3 days

STEPS ON HOW TO RISE FROM THE DEAD

1) Fill out a Get Me Out of Memorialized State You Jackasses Form (Okay, Okay I made that up)


Then wait!

After Facebook is convinced they are not communicating with a Ghost, you will get this email.



You wait some more

Then Get this email
"It looks like your account was suspended by mistake. I'm so sorry for the inconvenience. You should now be able to log in. If you have any issues getting back into your account, please let me know."

And Bam! You are alive again! It's a Miracle!!!!

Culled from HERE and HERE


So there ya have it! Be Careful, It is a jungle out there. . ."Killed" or "Be Killed"

Let the vindictive. . .errr. . .I mean Fun Begin!

**smiles Wickedly**

Lemme get to work

Mynd is evil....

I'm going to go kill some ppl now.

SniperInADiaper: Mynd is evil....

I'm going to go kill some ppl now.

LMAO

LMAO! You guys are baaaaaaaaad!!!!

You better not try it with Nigerians before someone thinks you really want them dead.

Hmmm, second thoughts, they won't know who requested it. Aaaah! Let the fun begins!!!

SniperInADiaper: Mynd is evil....

I'm going to go kill some ppl now.

lol i'm going to kill a someone too

Killing an ex boyfriend right know
RIP.

Waiting for naija version... Many people will RIP....

Stella_Bella: Killing an ex boyfriend right know
RIP.

Good.. I just killed an ex girlfriend.... Thanks to Facebook...

I bet y'all are friending them just to off them.

I just killed every girl I asked out and said no

Rotflmao!

Serial Killers on the loose!!!!

Sisi_Kill: Rotflmao!

Serial Killers on the loose!!!!

Thanks to you

So instead of a "Dislike" button the next thing is to Deaden.

firestar: So instead of a "Dislike" button the next thing is to Deaden.

Yes!!!

This is a case of, DON'T JUST GET MAD, GET EVEN

Mynd_44:
Thanks to you

Rotflmao!

Hey don't put this on me.

I didn't tell you what to do. . .I only showed you how it's done.

But seriously, did it work? Did you really "Dead" someone?

Sisi_Kill:

Rotflmao!

Hey don't put this on me.

I didn't tell you what to do. . .I only showed you how it's done.

But seriously, did it work? Did you really "Dead" someone?

**Laughs**

erm.....lets just say I wanna give me a chance of deniability

^^^^ See? Mynd is evil!!

SniperInADiaper: ^^^^ See? Mynd is evil!!

You taught me

firestar: So instead of a "Dislike" button the next thing is to Deaden.

That would be a great idea.

LWKMD!

Mynd_44:
You taught me

Rotflmao. . .I am soooo tempted to open a Facebook account just to do this.

Could someone please kill my state governor?

ujchief: Could someone please kill my state governor?

Kill him yourself

ujchief: Could someone please kill my state governor?

Bwahahahaha!! What state is this?!!

I ain't saying amma do it. . .just asking.

By the way SniperInADiaper. . .Dude, I looooooove your name!!

Nice!!!

Thanks

Sisi_Kill: By the way SniperInADiaper. . .Dude, I looooooove your name!!

Nice!!!

Has been killing mofos since 1914

Mynd_44:
Has been killing mofos since 1914

1960

*off to kill Mynd*

SniperInADiaper:

1960

*off to kill Mynd*

You can't find me

Sisi_Kill: LMAO! You guys are baaaaaaaaad!!!!

You better not try it with Nigerians before someone thinks you really want them dead.

Hmmm, second thoughts, they won't know who requested it. Aaaah! Let the fun begins!!!

LMAO!!
*time to scheme up something evil - looks around*