I always liked, in the things-not-to-read-to-your-kids category,

"We have a little sister and she has no breasts" (SOS 8:,

and of course there's always "Your two breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lilies" (SOS 4:5).

Gotta love those browsing boobies.

In honor of the apocalypse/end times.

Revelations 9

2 When he opened the Abyss, smoke rose from it like the smoke from a gigantic furnace. The sun and sky were darkened by the smoke from the Abyss. 3 And out of the smoke locusts came down on the earth and were given power like that of scorpions of the earth. 4 They were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any plant or tree, but only those people who did not have the seal of God on their foreheads. 5 They were not allowed to kill them but only to torture them for five months. And the agony they suffered was like that of the sting of a scorpion when it strikes. 6 During those days people will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them.

7 The locusts looked like horses prepared for battle. On their heads they wore something like crowns of gold, and their faces resembled human faces. 8 Their hair was like women’s hair, and their teeth were like lions’ teeth. 9 They had breastplates like breastplates of iron, and the sound of their wings was like the thundering of many horses and chariots rushing into battle. 10 They had tails with stingers, like scorpions, and in their tails they had power to torment people for five months. 11 They had as king over them the angel of the Abyss, whose name in Hebrew is Abaddon and in Greek is Apollyon (that is, Destroyer).

pass that weed brah..

#bored.

buchaino4NL: how do you feel reading this mess he is writing all around?
i placed that curse with anger mehn,

he doesn't deserve to exist for anything,
no wahala tho

religious fanatics.... worshiping some middle eastern God...with that mindset of yours you don't really deserve to exist

musKeeto: "I am the Lord your God, Who brought you up out of the land of Egypt. Open your mouth wide and I will fill it."
--Psalm 81:10

when this Christian Lord talk about Egypt and isyrealite in his fairytale book, I will be like what the. ... this God is so clueless, how come he knows nothing chinese and individual civilization of that time

Bump.

Brump