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Cristiano Ronaldo Congratulates Lionel Messi by xpressword: 8:26pm On Jan 12, 2013 |
Cristiano Ronaldo congratulates Lionel Messi on winning his fourth Ballon d’Or Dear Lionel, I am writing you this note to offer my congratulations on winning the Ballon d'Or. Again. As youcan see by the look on my face, I am very happy for you. Please forgive me for not congratulating you at the gala, but since I am so tall and statuesque and you are so tiny and maintain terrible posture, I couldn't find you inthe crowd. Also, since someone played a joke on you by telling you to wear that garish spotted jacket and tie,I didn't want to keep you fromgetting home and changing your clothes as fast as you possibly could. That's how thoughtful I am. It was another tremendous year for me, and, supposedly, for you as well. You had to set a world record in order to score more goals than me. Ofcourse, smart people know that team accomplishments are far more important than personal achievements and I helped my club to win La Liga in 2012 whereas you only helped your club win the Copa del Rey. The year my club only won the Copa del Rey, I did not win the Ballon d'Or. I suppose this just shows thatvoters hold me to a higher standard than you. Anyway, you have now won the Ballon d'Or a record four times in row. I guess you're happy about that. Yet, Andy Gray, England's most respected sexist broadcaster, has questioned whether you could play well on a cold nightin Stoke. After all, you have only won titles for one club, whereas I have won titles forclubs in La Liga and the Premier League. But very fewplayers have the physicaltalent and mental strength to provethemselves on different teams and in different leagues, so you should only feel a little bit bad about that.People are always trying to compare you and I, but there really is no comparison. Yes, we were both named after Americans -- I was named after Ronald Reagan, a talented actor and two-term president, whereas you werenamed after Lionel Richie, a man who sang about dancing on the ceiling. Which is both impossible and patently ridiculous. I impregnated a woman and created a child in 2010, but it took you until 2012 to figure out how to do those things. I grew tall and strongnaturally and you needed enough growth hormones to make even Lance Armstrong feel guilty inorder to be neither of those things. Also, I wear proper tuxedos to formal events while you wear a suit made out of clown pants. So comparing us is both silly and unfair. In conclusion, I congratulate you, Leo. But remember: No matter how many Ballon d'Or awardsyou win, I still won it first. Confidently yours, Cristiano Ronaldo |
Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Congratulates Lionel Messi by Migines(m): 11:16pm On Jan 12, 2013 |
dis is definitely one of the most ridiculous things ive read on ere |
Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Congratulates Lionel Messi by jibrael: 10:23am On Jan 13, 2013 |
complete trash |
Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Congratulates Lionel Messi by Nobody: 12:18pm On Jan 13, 2013 |
Lol, quite funny and typical of ronaldo. |
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