This is the story of a Governor from Nigeria flying in a small-sized airplane with just his aides.

Suddenly he had a heart attack and looses control. One of his aides becomes frantic and calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My 'oga' had a heart attack and is almost dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

He hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

He says, "I'm 5'4" and I’m in the front seat.."

"Okay," says the voice on the radio, "Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven......"

And they prayed and prayed and prayed.....and you know the rest.

(Please don't say I told you.)

I went clubbing last night and really had a good time. The lady sitting close having spent some considerable
amount of time looking at my beer belly sarcastically asked "is that lager or bitter"?

I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."

Lols... Nice jokes

lol nice unfunny notes

Nice collections

Xymc...:
Lols... Nice jokes

Thanks bro

bin gbagbo: lol nice unfunny notes

BG(Bush Goat) did you identify with any of them?

bunmioguns:

Hi the "joker", hope your Sunday is going well.

ekeroyal:
Thanks bro


BG(Bush Goat) did you identify with any of them?


Hi the "joker", hope your Sunday is going well.

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