GUYS PLIZ DONT TRY THIS!

I was moving in the street the other day then isaw a beautfl Bugatti parkd on the side way.
I stopd for a min 2 to stare and admire it... Jst then i saw a Beatiful hot chick coming down the road. Wats a brother to do?? I quickly moved near the car & pretended it was my ride,i kickd a bit in the front tyre & sat by the door.
I cud see her staring at me, sure enough she had fallen for me oredy... she strtd coming towards me.
I composed my self & faked a call to my mechanic while leaning on the door.
Jst then she reachd and said "Excuse me!" i pretended i dint hear her as i flew big amounts of money for spare parts.
After a minute she again said "excuse me sir!"
i lowerd my fon & said "jst a sec switheart,let me jst mek my last order" & continued on fon as i moved away from the door (at this moment i was sure she had fallen 4me,i cud tel from her impatience)
Then just as i moved from the door
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She opened her handbag removed the car keys,opend the door,entered & drove off
#DEAD

U for chase d car and shout, OLE OLE OLE. U try sha, very funny lol

good attempt, next time try a different style.

Nice 1