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Guys Pliz Dont Try This!!! by Rextab(m): 9:39am On Jan 15, 2013 |
GUYS PLIZ DONT TRY THIS! I was moving in the street the other day then isaw a beautfl Bugatti parkd on the side way. I stopd for a min 2 to stare and admire it... Jst then i saw a Beatiful hot chick coming down the road. Wats a brother to do?? I quickly moved near the car & pretended it was my ride,i kickd a bit in the front tyre & sat by the door. I cud see her staring at me, sure enough she had fallen for me oredy... she strtd coming towards me. I composed my self & faked a call to my mechanic while leaning on the door. Jst then she reachd and said "Excuse me!" i pretended i dint hear her as i flew big amounts of money for spare parts. After a minute she again said "excuse me sir!" i lowerd my fon & said "jst a sec switheart,let me jst mek my last order" & continued on fon as i moved away from the door (at this moment i was sure she had fallen 4me,i cud tel from her impatience) Then just as i moved from the door . . . She opened her handbag removed the car keys,opend the door,entered & drove off #DEAD |
Re: Guys Pliz Dont Try This!!! by flow1759: 9:52am On Jan 15, 2013 |
U for chase d car and shout, OLE OLE OLE. U try sha, very funny lol |
Re: Guys Pliz Dont Try This!!! by ekeroyal(m): 9:54am On Jan 15, 2013 |
good attempt, next time try a different style. |
Re: Guys Pliz Dont Try This!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:57am On Jan 15, 2013 |
Nice 1 |
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