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Facts That Will Change Your Mindset by eduson33(m): 1:42pm On Jan 16, 2013
1) If an engagement ring have stayed 2yrs in your finger,its now a key holder..

2) You have LAND rover + LAND cruiser and still have LAND lord,you deserve to be LANDED a slap...

3)Lazy men call rich men ritualists while unlucky girls call lucky ones prostitutes..

4)Life is beautiful no be for person wey fall inside pit toilet..

5)Love is blind no be for warri babes..

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Re: Facts That Will Change Your Mindset by obi4eze(m): 2:14pm On Jan 16, 2013
I don't understand no. 2 but if I want to modify or add to no.5, If love is blind then marriage will cure the blindness.

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Re: Facts That Will Change Your Mindset by ogoplus: 2:40pm On Jan 16, 2013
obi4eze: I don't understand no. 2 but if I want to modify or add to no.5, If love is blind then marriage will cure the blindness.


What No.2 means is that you if your can afford to own a Landrover car / Landcruiser car and you are still a tenant(i.e you live in a rented apartment, then something is wrong somewhere).

However this is not always true because there guys who have built their personal houses in places like Ikorodu but live in rented apartments in Ikoyi or V.I because of the ease of communting to work.
Re: Facts That Will Change Your Mindset by dopeJemi: 2:41pm On Jan 16, 2013
obi4eze: I don't understand no. 2 but if I want to modify or add to no.5, If love is blind then marriage will cure the blindness.

Land cruiser n Land Rover r 2 expensive cars

So if u av 2expensive cars and u don't av a house of ur own, u stilL stay under ur LandLord den u deserve 2 be Landed a sLap
Re: Facts That Will Change Your Mindset by eduson33(m): 2:54pm On Jan 16, 2013
Simply means investment first before,,,,
Re: Facts That Will Change Your Mindset by Freiburger(m): 11:07am On Jan 17, 2013
grin grin grin @ no 2

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