HMmmm Nawa For all †hese rich people ooh. I went 2 see a frend frm a very rich family. The maid approached Me & asked.
MAID: What would you like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt,tea, chocolate, cappuccino,frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea,kericho goldtea,bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls.
MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
ME: White. ...
MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.
MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
ME: Cow milk.
MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: Uhm, let me go with d freezeland cow.
MAID: Would u like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar.
MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: Abeg, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water...
MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: Mineral water.
MAID: flavored or non flavored?
ME: Infact get me an empty glass!
MAID: Do u want a tumbler, wine glass,champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: Abeg, free me, I go swallow my spit..."

Tell am say na her cunt u wan bleep na :* :-x >

Linus mba