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Proudly 9ja by Areolad: 12:31am On Jan 18, 2013 |
A Must Read For Nigerians Only real Nigerians; 1) Check the expiry date of Gala after eating it. 2) Go to church with extension and Blackberry charger (chargin g in his presence). 3) Update on BBM "about 2 cross",get hit by a car and still update"dying tinz" 4) Say an opening prayer at a nite club 5) Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match. 6) Go to a shoprite, buy a bottle ofcoke and spend 30mins taking photos with champagne bottles. 7) Wear sun shades at night. Dress in complete rainbow colours like its rag day and call it colour blocking. 9) Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines). 10) Wear head warmers @ 45 degrees celsius. 11) Call a fat hausa man "alhaji" and a thin one "aboki". 12) Travel 2 china for 2days and come back with a British accent. |
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