A Must Read For Nigerians
Only real Nigerians;
1) Check the expiry date of Gala after eating it.
2) Go to church with extension and Blackberry charger (chargin g in his
presence).
3) Update on BBM "about 2 cross",get hit by a car and still update"dying
tinz"
4) Say an opening prayer at a nite club
5) Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match.
6) Go to a shoprite, buy a bottle ofcoke and spend 30mins taking photos
with champagne bottles.
7) Wear sun shades at night.
Dress in complete rainbow colours like its rag day and call it colour
blocking.
9) Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even
machines).
10) Wear head warmers @ 45 degrees celsius.
11) Call a fat hausa man "alhaji" and a thin one "aboki".
12) Travel 2 china for 2days and come back with a British accent.