A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.


The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"


The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

hahahhhahahehehehehehe

Nice one! UP Projan!

Nice one

Thanks. . . Dis is wht we Projan members are trained for. . . .Application form is still on

Application form? How can suggest that i join bin gbabo's team? I am not that cr@zy

joke grading: a


remarks: core projaner


reward: a night with vicky! or idowuogbo

Da_b¤§§.:

Application form? How can suggest that i join bin gbabo's team? I am not that cr@zy

Hehehehehe
U get sense

stales, good morning

presido good morning! Skales is shy of the camera

bin gbagbo:

joke grading: a


remarks: core projaner


reward: a night with vicky! or idowuogbo

I feel honoured Mr President,  a nyt wit Idowuogbo cld send to journey unreturned, bt I think Vicky will still be aiit 

Lucario007:

Nice one! UP Projan!

Projan for ever, no mind those yeye NPJC, they can nvr meet us, laelae

Da_b¤§§.:

Application form? How can suggest that i join bin gbabo's team? I am not that cr@zy

Offer now while d stock last 

mtcheww

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Funny.

swtchicgurl:

mtcheww

wetin do dis welder's wife

ekeroyal:

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Capital NO, ur brain is inside d toilet

ARareGem:

Funny.

Thanks jare my dear, did is wht am here for, to keep u smiling always

OMG!!!!!!!

why do i always make the headlines? is it my fault that i'm beautiful?

pls, paparazzi bunmiifaoguns, come over, there are more pictures of me to make the headlines!

i'm a celebrity jhoor!

bunmioguns:

Capital NO, ur brain is inside d toilet

Let's get into the ring and settle this thing once and for all.

the joke is as old as jerusalem.
jerusalem rating? gazza strip.
am i writing in tongue?
oh chabalaba karaaba shanti
holy ghost fyre.

ode remo:

the joke is as old as jerusalem.
jerusalem rating? gazza strip.
am i writing in tongue?
oh chabalaba karaaba shanti
holy ghost fyre.

oderemo you're dry.

Bunmioguns dis a very funny joke u got here.

ode remo:

the joke is as old as jerusalem.
jerusalem rating? gazza strip.
am i writing in tongue?
oh chabalaba karaaba shanti
holy ghost fyre.

oderemo you're dry.

Bunmioguns dis a very funny joke u got here.

@buki, so u noticed my dryness, bring vaseline quick now.or lucozade then.
projan seketiri.
next.

ode remo:

@buki, so u noticed my dryness, bring vaseline quick now.or lucozade then.
projan seketiri.
next.

all the guys in the thread pls run for ur life! Even d girls too! He's not only a gay, he may be bi- too.
*exits thread*

this joke is d bomb!, superb, lol. lmao

make una con see BUKI the pretender of all.
i laugh in ijebu.
abeg move over.

I THINK the moderators must seriously do something about this gay menace in this section, its this boy stales who is a gay in real life with his multiple ids promoting same sex on nairaland, but we the religious guys here will fight him till he is no more.

NPJC=GAYS!!!! *SPITS*

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Re: A Trip To Jerusalem . . . . . . . . . . . . Proudly Projan
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@buki, so u noticed my dryness, bring vaseline quick now.or lucozade then.
projan seketiri.
next.

bincrapgbo, y are u fretting now, crying to the MOD each tym u get some spanking{that one na gay talk again, abi} from reasonable members of this forum.
this section had been turned upside down since u joined.
crying fowl would not do, grow up. mehn.
next persin ojare.

booqee:

oderemo you're dry.

Bunmioguns dis a very funny joke u got here.

Thanks jare booqee, dont mind those Yeye NPJC gayy grp, they will nvr learn to appreciate good things because they do fink with their Joystick

bin gbagbo:

I THINK the moderators must seriously do something about this gay menace in this section, its this boy stales who is a gay in real life with his multiple ids promoting same sex on nairaland, but we the religious guys here will fight him till he is no more.

NPJC=GAYS!!!! *SPITS*

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Re: A Trip To Jerusalem . . . . . . . . . . . . Proudly Projan
« #21 on: Today at 06:57:50 PM »

@buki, so u noticed my dryness, bring vaseline quick now.or lucozade then.
projan seketiri.
next.

This thing's getting out of legs, where's Donko*****? Let him come & tell us what went wrong

Lolz, I'd like to be that woman. Heheehehe! Nice one

9ce one