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Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Phizzie555(m): 5:27pm On Jul 24, 2012 |
David & Micheal were lost in the Sahara desert. They were dying of thirst and hunger when they saw a mosque. David said: "let's pretend we are muslims,otherwise we'll not get any food or drink. i'm going to call myself "Ahmed". Micheal refused to change his name and said: "I will not pretend to be other than but what I am!" The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names David said: "My name is Ahmed" Micheal said: "My name is Micheal" The Imam turned to his followers and said: "Please bring food and water for Micheal only" and then he turned to David (Ahmed) and said "RAMADAN MUBARAK BROTHER 2 Likes |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Valiantvaliant(m): 6:19pm On Jul 24, 2012 |
Very funny man, kudos |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Nobody: 6:32pm On Jul 24, 2012 |
Lolz, nice one |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Azeola: 10:48pm On Jul 24, 2012 |
so so nyz man....ahahahahahahhaahahhaahahahahha......laughn thnz!!!!!! |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Nobody: 11:17pm On Jul 24, 2012 |
Micheal mimo! |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by toygod2: 4:58am On Jul 25, 2012 |
ehwooo, lol |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Dhelake: 7:30am On Jul 25, 2012 |
Cool |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by emyguz(m): 5:54pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
I can imagine the look on David's face. Michael is so damn lucky. The lesson I learnt is to be yourself cos you can't be anyone else. Nice one bro keep it up. 1 Like |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Nobody: 7:05pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
nice one |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Phizzie555(m): 8:36pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
d lesson is not to lie |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by AdeniyiA(m): 9:30pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
hah! david fall im hand big time |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by maxdi(m): 9:58pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
lovely Kick it up, guy. |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Phizzie555(m): 12:55pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
lolz |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by arcbay(m): 11:36pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Let Michael try that with the boko haram sect,lolz |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Phizzie555(m): 2:54pm On Aug 02, 2012 |
WELCOME TO FACEBOOK... The place where people add you as a friend and walk past you in the street. Where relationships are perfect, affairs are started, and liars believe they are telling the truth. Your enemies visit your profile the most, yet your friends and family block you, and even though you write what you are really thinking, someone always takes it the wrong way, and people always think your status is about them!!!!!!!! ; |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by geogeous(f): 1:59pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
Funny but not the funniest joke of the year though |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Rachel123: 6:14pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
gud one |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Lordave: 7:54pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
@op ubanka! For using my name & surname. |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Phizzie555(m): 6:45am On Aug 04, 2012 |
Lordave: @op ubanka! For using my name & surname.na ur father u dey follow talk like that, igbo boy |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Phizzie555(m): 6:49am On Aug 04, 2012 |
geogeous: Funny but not the funniest joke of the year thoughok Whats d funniest joke of d year.... There can Never be a better joke than this ..... Cos am d best |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Phizzie555(m): 1:06pm On Aug 04, 2012 |
A blind man went into a restaraunt. "Menu sir?" asked the Owner. "I'm blind, bring me one of ur dirty forks, i will smell it and order". The confused owner got the fork. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath. "Yes! I will have a lamb, with seosoned potatoes and spring vegetables please", the blind man said. Unbelievable! Thought the resturaunt owner. The blind man ate and left. Two week later, the blind man returned. The resturaunt owner, eager to know how strong the blind man's sense of smell was, rushed to the kitchen where his wife, Carol, was cooking. And he said, "Sweetheart, please do me a favour and take that fork and rub it on ur private parts." Which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes the fork to his nose and says, "Ooooooooh! Interesting! I never Knew Carol works here." the resturaunt owner fainted on the floor. |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Phizzie555(m): 1:07pm On Aug 04, 2012 |
Wife asks her husband tpia, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." Short time later tpia walks in with 6 cartons of milk. Wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."....... yessses !!!! |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Phizzie555(m): 1:09pm On Aug 04, 2012 |
"RAMADAN MUBARAK BROTHER 1 Like |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by geogeous(f): 8:22pm On Aug 04, 2012 |
Phizzie555: ok Whats d funniest joke of d year.... There can Never be a better joke than this ..... Cos am d bestyou are so full of urself. I sure say no be u compose am sef |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by bashydemy(m): 6:02am On Aug 05, 2012 |
Weldon OP |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by victor878(m): 7:36am On Aug 05, 2012 |
dat was funny nice joke |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Phizzie555(m): 5:01pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
Jacob cheated, Peter had a temper, David had an affair, Noah got drunk, Jonah ran from God, Moses committed murder, Gideon was insecure, Miriam gossiped, Martha worried, Thomas doubted, Sarah was impatient, Elijah was moody, Zacchaeus was short, Abraham was old & Lazarus was dead. |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Phizzie555(m): 5:12pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
A fourteen year old girl was impregnanted and her parents were crossed with her and wanted to know who did such a wicked thing to their daughter but the girl remained silent and afer all said and done she demanded to make a phone call . After a while a red rolls royce car packed in front of their house immediately he said he was sorry but the harm has been done so he continued by saing; If your daugther gives birth to a boy she is going to be the owner of his estate and $500 000,if he gives birth to a girl its going to be a mansion and$200 000,and if it is a miscarriage immediately the father Extreme interupted YOU WILL have to Bleep HER AGAIN... and finish what u started..... |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Phizzie555(m): 5:14pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
A thief broke into the doctor's surgery, went to a separate room and found a bowl of dried meat. He tasted a piece and realised it was nice and salty. He sat down and ate as much as he could. Later, he looked upwards on the door and saw the writing "Circumcision Room". |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Phizzie555(m): 5:19pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
Once there was a man in who used to beat his wife for small mistakes. One day for a pretty mistake he beat her so much that she succumbed to his beatings, even though he had not intended to kill her. But when she was dead he became fearful of her relatives. In a state of anxiety he came out of his house and met an acquaintance to whom he posed his problem. The friend told him to invite a young man to his house and behead him and put the severed head next to the wife’s corpse. Then he would tell the wife’s relatives that he had found them together in bed and was unable to control his anger. And slew them both. The man liked the idea and sat at the doorway in anticipation of a young man. After sometime a handsome youth passed by his house. He invited him inside and beheaded him. Then he summoned the wife’s relatives and told them the fictitious story and convinced them. But the person who had devised this plan had a teenage son who did not reach home that day. The man was worried and when the son failed to turn up, he came to the house of the one whom he had offered evil advice and asked him if he carried out the plan suggested by him. Yes, said the man and took him near the dead bodies. He was shocked when he saw that the youth he had killed was his own son. His evil advice caused the death of his own son!! Moral: The one who digs a pit for others falls into it himself.So watever pit u were trying to dig up,u d be better off covering it lest u find yourself trapped in a predicament of your own making.have a blessed Weekend....... 1 Like |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Phizzie555(m): 5:22pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
They r many types of dudes out there: 1. those who use academic and professional achievements to impress. 2. Those who flash and splash material things to impress(luv buyers). 3. Charmers by nature. 4. Gud orators. 5.those who dont have much but have the potential and they do have lOVE Which one is yo pick? Shoot guys |
Re: Funniest miscellaneous Jokes Of this season by Phizzie555(m): 5:26pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
geogeous: you are so full of urself. I sure say no be u compose am sefso na ur father Con write.... Well i know ur probs cos d reason for saying this, is because u cant compose something great like this .... Eediot |
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