Olastep1: i'm stil a village man in maiduguri village. You can jst send #80000 recharge cards 2my no. I knw how 2 sell it. I no trust my pikins 2do dat...my tola wil carry am 4 tray dey sel am

hmmm... I think there is a need way of sending recharge card too...

Just follow this step...

*600>08106983243>80000>Pin No.

NB. Make sure you've up to 80000 on your phone sha oooo

Bro mai questn abt d hostel u neva ansa o

Samtolly4JESUS: hmmm... I think there is a need way of sending recharge card too...

Just follow this step...

*600>08106983423>80000>Pin No.

NB. Make sure you've up to 80000 on your phone sha oooo

cnt stop laffing

Fynestboi: u be mumu ni make im wrte am dwn do he tnk it wud be useful 4 Him anymore ni??

Thanks jare oga nla

Nxt questn na abt Hostel ooo

TP: I HEARD dat ANGOLA hall is 4 fresher? Does it mean dat its all fresher dat wud be gvng ANGOLA HALL, coz me dnt lyk dat hall i prefer ETF HALL..PLS SHED MORE LITE ON DAT...

And again i hearld deir s no hall 4 200/300l student nd we ve halls lyk AWO, FAJJ, etc, so y is deir no hall 4 them wen deir re oda halls? Pls explain #koyemi#

Samtolly4JESUS: hmmm... I think there is a need way of sending recharge card too...

Just follow this step...

*600>08106983423>80000>Pin No.

NB. Make sure you've up to 80000 on your phone sha oooo

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



shey na me dey send abi na u...?

Fynestboi: u be mumu ni make im wrte am dwn do he tnk it wud be useful 4 Him anymore ni??

im bro nko abi gf

TP: I HEARD dat ANGOLA hall is 4 fresher? Does it mean dat its all fresher dat wud be gvng ANGOLA HALL, coz me dnt lyk dat hall i prefer ETF HALL..PLS SHED MORE LITE ON DAT...
And again i hearld deir s no hall 4 200/300l student nd we ve halls lyk AWO, FAJJ, etc, so y is deir no hall 4 them wen deir re oda halls? Pls explain #koyemi#

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This is a big topic on its own..... I'l explain it now

Olastep1: we've already discussed ur 1st qtn on 2go ds morning.

Yeah, u're right. We need cash instead. So, we can go and enjoy ourself @d beach.





#throws miketotti n gbolasky in2 d beach# runs away wit tola...lol

ehen..na so life b..u throw us for beach nd run away wit yur yeye wife..#speechless..ah kill drum for u ooo...wyf will run away frm u,buh we cn neva

Olastep1: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



shey na me dey send abi na u...?

big boss,

Both us of are doing the transaction oo

michaeltotti: APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY my sister
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING AND IN
BLOCK LETTERS.
I, _______________, hereby apply to marry your
daughter Sir. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to church/mosque? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No. If your answer to any of the above questions was
NO, do not continue. Leave my house anddon't
look back. If all your answers were YES, then
continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage. ____________________ ____________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can
give respect to your father in-law or mother in-
law.
3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I need money
for my hair-style at the saloon", what would you answer? ____________________
____________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
____________________ ____________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to
you? ____________________ ______________" Goodluck

i rada nt marry dan 2 remain bachelor....

Bro mai questn abt d hostel u neva ansa o

lol... The reason why i havent done it is because i stil wanted to hear issues abt d verification. But dont wori, i'l set up a g-flakes committee to look more into dat

michaeltotti: im bro nko abi gf

see you!

Olastep1: lol... The reason why i havent done it is because i stil wanted to hear issues abt d verification. But dont wori, i'l set up a g-flakes committee to look more into dat

wich i lyk 2 chair it

Olastep1: lol... The reason why i havent done it is because i stil wanted to hear issues abt d verification. But dont wori, i'l set up a g-flakes committee to look more into dat

I will glady set up a committee to look into your committee

michaeltotti: ehen..na so life b..u throw us for beach nd run away wit yur yeye wife..#speechless..ah kill drum for u ooo...wyf will run away frm u,buh we cn neva

lol....



Change of plan#




we'll travel 2 UAE....and spend about 1 month preferably by Xmas

Samtolly4JESUS: see you!

lolz..cnt they do it?

Olastep1: lol....



Change of plan#




we'll travel 2 UAE....and spend about 1 month preferably by Xmas

ah no go..u cn sell me dia

Samtolly4JESUS: big boss,

Both us of are doing the transaction oo

EFCC o o o o o o o o o o o


ICPC o o o o o o o o o o o


FBI o o o o o o o o o o o o


INTERPOL o o o o o o o o o

michaeltotti: lolz..cnt they do it?

How many of them?

Ghydyon: wich i lyk 2 chair it

when coming, bring more nails and ur hammer, cos we'l need table

michaeltotti: ah no go..u cn sell me dia

ah no sell u nau. Ask tola nau

Fynestboi: u must be dreaming insyd me nd u wud first wake up, i dn wake up taytay na because u wake up late dat was y u notice dat dose security were asleep. So na ur fault if dem slap anybdy 4 here or kidnap...

Nah! Dey sure cant

Olastep1:

EFCC o o o o o o o o o o o


ICPC o o o o o o o o o o o


FBI o o o o o o o o o o o o


INTERPOL o o o o o o o o o

On top only me

I rob Central bank ni

Shina Rambo's case noe bad reach this na oga nla!

Olastep1: amen o o. I need prayers also o

SSCE or JAMB? If it SSCE, i think its compulsory o esp to those in fac of Social sciences and Administration


it do happens. Intrafaculty transfer is easier and faster than Interfaculty transfer. I heard the story of one guy who wanted to cross from Zoology to Medicine. Zoology dept has released him, yet Medicine hasnt accepted him. His name was neither here or there.

a good GP will determine that. Nothing else

NO. Thats why why most of our courses irrespective of ur faculty are the same in the 1st year

God Bless You Too

thanks boss. Nice response to my constitution-like questions..lolz

Seriously now, please lets minimize our fun now...

Knowledge is power


About the issue of Accommodation that finestboi raised, i think i have said something about it earlier. I have also talked about Electricity, Security and Admission Verification.

But you need more details. Dont worry. I'l give u. Since i'm less busy today.

michaeltotti: APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY my sister
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING AND IN
BLOCK LETTERS.
I, _______________, hereby apply to marry your
daughter Sir. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to church/mosque? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No. If your answer to any of the above questions was
NO, do not continue. Leave my house anddon't
look back. If all your answers were YES, then
continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage. ____________________ ____________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can
give respect to your father in-law or mother in-
law.
3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I need money
for my hair-style at the saloon", what would you answer? ____________________
____________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
____________________ ____________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to
you? ____________________ ______________" Goodluck

Nah by force 2 marry ni? U don 4get wetin our 1st Lady talk ni 'i will rather kill myslf dan commit suicide' abeg free d babe and join d monks jawe......I cant shout

Olastep1: i'm stil a village man in maiduguri village. You can jst send #80000 recharge cards 2my no. I knw how 2 sell it. I no trust my pikins 2do dat...my tola wil carry am 4 tray dey sel am

Lolzzz.......Am not lyk d@ ooo, u can gurantee d@ ur billions are save with me

I said earlier that OAU has 8 undergraduate hostels.

For male, we have Angola, Fajuyi, Awolowo, and ETF.

For obinrin, we have Moz, Moremi, Alumni and Akintola.

Angola is strictly for male freshers while Moz is strictly for female freshers. Thats why its in front of each other.

Apart from that, as a fresher you may be allocated into other hostels. It happens. But you know, its eportal that do allocates space. You'l apply on the eportal n it'l immediately give u ur bunk/room/block/hall.

Each hall/hostel has its advantages and disadvantages.

The ETF finestboi is talking about is the farthest to the academics section of the school, yet, OAU central market and Bukateria is directly @ its back.

Angola/Moz guys are sometimes irritating, yet, any news or info concerning freshers academics flies quicky.

Awo guys are always disgusting, yet, they'l teach u how to be smart.

Moremi babes are very near to White House/academics, yet, you'l be taught how to live big.

Faj guys and Akintola kokolets are also near academics but their toilets esp faj are mostly unflushed.

Alumni girls have the nicest rooms, yet, they're taught how to stay indoors and cook all day.


Different strokes for Different folks

Samtolly4JESUS:

On top only me

I rob Central bank ni

Shina Rambo's case noe bad reach this na oga nla!

lol....




Sorry 4d mix-up




i'l send shekau and five of his boys to you then

Olastep1: I said earlier that OAU has 8 undergraduate hostels.

For male, we have Angola, Fajuyi, Awolowo, and ETF.

For obinrin, we have Moz, Moremi, Alumni and Akintola.

Angola is strictly for male freshers while Moz is strictly for female freshers. Thats why its in front of each other.

Apart from that, as a fresher you may be allocated into other hostels. It happens. But you know, its eportal that do allocates space. You'l apply on the eportal n it'l immediately give u ur bunk/room/block/hall.

Each hall/hostel has its advantages and disadvantages.

The ETF finestboi is talking about is the farthest to the academics section of the school, yet, OAU central market and Bukateria is directly @ its back.

Angola/Moz guys are sometimes irritating, yet, any news or info concerning freshers academics flies quicky.

Awo guys are always disgusting, yet, they'l teach u how to be smart.

Moremi babes are very near to White House/academics, yet, you'l be taught how to live big.

Faj guys and Akintola kokolets are also near academics but their toilets esp faj are mostly unflushed.

Alumni girls have the nicest rooms, yet, they're taught how to stay indoors and cook all day.


Different strokes for Different folks

4rm wut u stated above, can a fresher be placed in Alumni Hall? I fink i kinda lyk it compared 2 d RUSH-RUSH of Mozambique

Oluwatola5: 4rm wut u stated above, can a fresher be placed in Alumni Hall? I fink i kinda lyk it compared 2 d RUSH-RUSH of Mozambique

I knew it...lolz