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Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Fynestboi: 9:33am On Aug 28, 2013
Whao whao make i go start to dey ready my requirement.... Oau fee cheap no be small.... #dancing alingo plus etighi.# while singing tope alabi song TIRE NI....
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Fynestboi: 9:41am On Aug 28, 2013
Nxt questn na abt Hostel ooo

TP: I HEARD dat ANGOLA hall is 4 fresher? Does it mean dat its all fresher dat wud be gvng ANGOLA HALL, coz me dnt lyk dat hall i prefer ETF HALL..PLS SHED MORE LITE ON DAT...

And again i hearld deir s no hall 4 200/300l student nd we ve halls lyk AWO, FAJJ, etc, so y is deir no hall 4 them wen deir re oda halls? Pls explain #koyemi#
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oluwatola5(f): 9:42am On Aug 28, 2013
papindinho: Inakwana to all my buddies o. Don't mind my hausa accent o. I just dey learn am cos I am about to start the beans business with Madam kowope (Tola). Good morning great minds.

I pray that our targets for today be reached through favour and grace from God.
Have a brighter day.
U get mouth baje. Jxt remember 2 alwaiz drop d money u realise 4rm ur biz wif me ooo. Lemme help u save it
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oluwatola5(f): 9:49am On Aug 28, 2013
Olastep1: c'mon, relax. I think i av already answered u on 2go. Haba. The next thing is for u to buy ur stove as Oluwatola has done....lol


#dolge slap
Lolzzz....av changed ooo
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oluwatola5(f): 9:51am On Aug 28, 2013
Fynestboi: #merlin dragon voice# bros nbdy fit slap u 4 here we get tight security lolz grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Our security officers are asleep
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Fynestboi: 9:55am On Aug 28, 2013
Oluwatola5: Our security officers are asleep
really U notice dis nd u didnt tell me undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oluwatola5(f): 9:57am On Aug 28, 2013
Olastep1: when wil i take d delivery...? Cos, my wifey(oluwatola) and pikins(miketotti, glolasky) havent ate since last week
Let im send cash instead
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oluwatola5(f): 10:01am On Aug 28, 2013
Fynestboi: really U notice dis nd u didnt tell me undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
I tut u were sleepin as well
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Fynestboi: 10:06am On Aug 28, 2013
Oluwatola5: I tut u were sleepin as well
u must be dreaming insyd me nd u wud first wake up, i dn wake up taytay na because u wake up late dat was y u notice dat dose security were asleep. So na ur fault if dem slap anybdy 4 here or kidnap...
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by michaeltotti(m): 10:09am On Aug 28, 2013
goodmaween house..ehen abt d requirement am i good to go wit dix combination,mathsb3,econsb3,geob3,engc5,phyc4 for urban nd regional planning









Nd abt hungry tynx..daddy olastep mke sam convert d trailer of gflakes to money..no lite we nid to buy fuel for our generator:-e
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by michaeltotti(m): 10:16am On Aug 28, 2013
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY my sister
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING AND IN
BLOCK LETTERS.
I, _______________, hereby apply to marry your
daughter Sir. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to church/mosque? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No. If your answer to any of the above questions was
NO, do not continue. Leave my house anddon't
look back. If all your answers were YES, then
continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage. ____________________ ____________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can
give respect to your father in-law or mother in-
law.
3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I need money
for my hair-style at the saloon", what would you answer? ____________________
____________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
____________________ ____________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to
you? ____________________ ______________" Goodluck
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 10:24am On Aug 28, 2013
michaeltotti: APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY my sister
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING AND IN
BLOCK LETTERS.
I, _______________, hereby apply to marry your
daughter Sir. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to church/mosque? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No. If your answer to any of the above questions was
NO, do not continue. Leave my house anddon't
look back. If all your answers were YES, then
continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage. ____________________ ____________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can
give respect to your father in-law or mother in-
law.
3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I need money
for my hair-style at the saloon", what would you answer? ____________________
____________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
____________________ ____________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to
you? ____________________ ______________" Goodluck
This looks like 2014/2015 OAU PUME questions..... How did you find itundecided
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 10:24am On Aug 28, 2013
michaeltotti: APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY my sister
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING AND IN
BLOCK LETTERS.
I, _______________, hereby apply to marry your
daughter Sir. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to church/mosque? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No. If your answer to any of the above questions was
NO, do not continue. Leave my house anddon't
look back. If all your answers were YES, then
continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage. ____________________ ____________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can
give respect to your father in-law or mother in-
law.
3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I need money
for my hair-style at the saloon", what would you answer? ____________________
____________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
____________________ ____________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to
you? ____________________ ______________" Goodluck
This looks like 2014/2015 OAU PUME questions..... How did you find itundecided
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 10:27am On Aug 28, 2013
michaeltotti: goodmaween house..ehen abt d requirement am i good to go wit dix combination,mathsb3,econsb3,geob3,engc5,phyc4 for urban nd regional planning









Nd abt hungry tynx..daddy olastep mke sam convert d trailer of gflakes to money..no lite we nid to buy fuel for our generator:-e
Boss Olastep, your children talk say make I convert the G flakes to money...


Just send me your ATM card and pin... So I can deposit the money in your account...


That's the latest trend in Banking now... Even your son, Accountant Gbolasky can attest to that. grin grin grin
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 10:49am On Aug 28, 2013
Fynestboi: yap na GOVT IS BTH SOCIAL SCIENCE ND ART SUBJECT....EVEN NAW IN SECONDARY ART STudent re nt allow to offer govt again, bt HISTORY, d reasn y some of us take GOVT is because Hardly wud u find skuls wit HISTORY TEACHER...

My art broda in ss3 was ask to offer

eng, maths, history, literature, civic edu, econs, crs, creative art, yoruba.
finest wat was ur jamb combo,desame quest applies to u samtolly
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 10:57am On Aug 28, 2013
notime3555: finest wat was ur jamb combo,desame quest applies to u samtolly
English, Government, Literature, Commerce....


Ashbaba, I sight you oo.. How's it going over there in OAU?
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Fynestboi: 11:17am On Aug 28, 2013
notime3555: finest wat was ur jamb combo,desame quest applies to u samtolly
EGCL
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Fynestboi: 11:17am On Aug 28, 2013
Samtolly4JESUS: This looks like 2014/2015 OAU PUME questions..... How did you find itundecided
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by michaeltotti(m): 11:20am On Aug 28, 2013
Samtolly4JESUS: This looks like 2014/2015 OAU PUME questions..... How did you find itundecided
na expo..quickly write am down..
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Fynestboi: 11:22am On Aug 28, 2013
michaeltotti: na expo..quickly write am down..
u be mumu ni make im wrte am dwn do he tnk it wud be useful 4 Him anymore ni?? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 11:23am On Aug 28, 2013
michaeltotti: na expo..quickly write am down..
God Forbid!! Which kind curse be that

Me noe write PUME again na...
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Fynestboi: 11:26am On Aug 28, 2013
Samtolly4JESUS: God Forbid!! Which kind curse be that

Me noe write PUME again na...
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Fynestboi: 11:27am On Aug 28, 2013
Samtolly4JESUS: God Forbid!! Which kind curse be that

Me noe write PUME again na...
no mind am he mumu ni...
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Olastep1(m): 11:39am On Aug 28, 2013
~~~hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Fynestboi: 11:42am On Aug 28, 2013
Olastep1: ~~~hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
yepa kilode
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 11:43am On Aug 28, 2013
Olastep1: ~~~hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Who died??





ASUU??
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Ghyft(f): 11:47am On Aug 28, 2013
Stop derailing jaree and focus on d reason u're here
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Olastep1(m): 11:47am On Aug 28, 2013
michaeltotti: goodmaween house..ehen abt d requirement am i good to go wit dix combination,mathsb3,econsb3,geob3,engc5,phyc4 for urban nd regional planning









Nd abt hungry tynx..daddy olastep mke sam convert d trailer of gflakes to money..no lite we nid to buy fuel for our generator:-e
we've already discussed ur 1st qtn on 2go ds morning.

Yeah, u're right. We need cash instead. So, we can go and enjoy ourself @d beach.





#throws miketotti n gbolasky in2 d beach# runs away wit tola...lol
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Olastep1(m): 11:50am On Aug 28, 2013
Samtolly4JESUS: Boss Olastep, your children talk say make I convert the G flakes to money...


Just send me your ATM card and pin... So I can deposit the money in your account...


That's the latest trend in Banking now... Even your son, Accountant Gbolasky can attest to that. grin grin grin
i'm stil a village man in maiduguri village. You can jst send #80000 recharge cards 2my no. I knw how 2 sell it. I no trust my pikins 2do dat...my tola wil carry am 4 tray dey sel am
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 11:51am On Aug 28, 2013
Ghyft: Stop derailing jaree and focus on d reason u're here
Ok Ma.



Take this Congo of G flakes as a Ghyft gift.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Olastep1(m): 11:55am On Aug 28, 2013
Ghyft: Stop derailing jaree and focus on d reason u're here
na by force...?
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Fynestboi: 11:55am On Aug 28, 2013
Ghyft: Stop derailing jaree and focus on d reason u're here
who?

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