Olastep1: when coming, bring more nails and ur hammer, cos we'l need table

table or tablet?

Olastep1: I said earlier that OAU has 8 undergraduate hostels.

For male, we have Angola, Fajuyi, Awolowo, and ETF.

For obinrin, we have Moz, Moremi, Alumni and Akintola.

Angola is strictly for male freshers while Moz is strictly for female freshers. Thats why its in front of each other.

Apart from that, as a fresher you may be allocated into other hostels. It happens. But you know, its eportal that do allocates space. You'l apply on the eportal n it'l immediately give u ur bunk/room/block/hall.

Each hall/hostel has its advantages and disadvantages.

The ETF finestboi is talking about is the farthest to the academics section of the school, yet, OAU central market and Bukateria is directly @ its back.

Angola/Moz guys are sometimes irritating, yet, any news or info concerning freshers academics flies quicky.

Awo guys are always disgusting, yet, they'l teach u how to be smart.

Moremi babes are very near to White House/academics, yet, you'l be taught how to live big.

Faj guys and Akintola kokolets are also near academics but their toilets esp faj are mostly unflushed.

Alumni girls have the nicest rooms, yet, they're taught how to stay indoors and cook all day.


Different strokes for Different folks

i tink u r yet 2 answer FB.jamb 2014 use of english questn no
101.if angola hall/moz is guarantee 4 freshers,which hall is guarantee 4 All 200l nd 300?.......
a)awo/moremi
b)faj/akintola
c)etf/alunmi
d)awo/faj

av u guyz discoverd dat OAU"s site is no more opening, it seemz dey are uploading d merit list, assumption though.........

buh d eportal is still opening

Afolabi6046: av u guyz discoverd dat OAU"s site is no more opening, it seemz dey are uploading d merit list, assumption though.........

na true u yarn oooo. All is well

Good afternoon,y'all. May God favour us all in everything we do. Keep up the good work. #Peace.

Olastep1: lol....




Sorry 4d mix-up




i'l send shekau and five of his boys to you then

Shekau!!

That's it....

#searches for Hymn Book.... Hymn 209..


Amazing grace...........

Sleek_Hoyeen: Good afternoon,y'all. May God favour us all in everything we do. Keep up the good work. #Peace.

Amen...... #peace.

Samtolly4JESUS: English, Government, Literature, Commerce....


Ashbaba, I sight you oo.. How's it going over there in OAU?

Am bak in lag now. Mehn alot of ppl u wuld see on campus are those seeking admision.
No b smal tin!

Samtolly4JESUS: Who died??





ASUU??

not ASUU o, na asun died...

Ashbaba:

Am bak in lag now. Mehn alot of ppl u wuld see on campus are those seeking admision.
No b smal tin!

God will favour You!

Jodekss: not ASUU o, na asun died...

ehn ehn??

Roast am make we chop na..

Olastep1: I said earlier that OAU has 8 undergraduate hostels.

For male, we have Angola, Fajuyi, Awolowo, and ETF.

For obinrin, we have Moz, Moremi, Alumni and Akintola.

Angola is strictly for male freshers while Moz is strictly for female freshers. Thats why its in front of each other.

Apart from that, as a fresher you may be allocated into other hostels. It happens. But you know, its eportal that do allocates space. You'l apply on the eportal n it'l immediately give u ur bunk/room/block/hall.

Each hall/hostel has its advantages and disadvantages.

The ETF finestboi is talking about is the farthest to the academics section of the school, yet, OAU central market and Bukateria is directly @ its back.

Angola/Moz guys are sometimes irritating, yet, any news or info concerning freshers academics flies quicky.

Awo guys are always disgusting, yet, they'l teach u how to be smart.

Moremi babes are very near to White House/academics, yet, you'l be taught how to live big.

Faj guys and Akintola kokolets are also near academics but their toilets esp faj are mostly unflushed.

Alumni girls have the nicest rooms, yet, they're taught how to stay indoors and cook all day.


Different strokes for Different folks

I go prefer awolowo jae, cos I stubborn small...

Samtolly4JESUS: ehn ehn??

Roast am make we chop na..

me? Roast am? O'er my dead body and even my casket, u go do am nah...

Omo!! Where Olastep o.... Me get one ongbona felifeli question I wan ask o and Teaser4 where una dey...

#I just wakka pass the eportal school fees link ni o.

All is well.

Ghydyon: i tink u r yet 2 answer FB.jamb 2014 use of english questn no
101.if angola hall/moz is guarantee 4 freshers,which hall is guarantee 4 All 200l nd 300?.......
a)awo/moremi
b)faj/akintola
c)etf/alunmi
d)awo/faj

..none of d above o.. oau only mk hostel available to only fweshas and final year student.. d rest student na OWN YOUR OWN Ooo.if u lyk go slip ontop transforma.. no lele as long as u pay ye skool fees shikena.... na why smtyms squatttas plenty for oau o

Jodekss: me? Roast am? O'er my dead body and even my casket, u go do am nah...

shebi na you see the dead Asun?

Carry am go roast na

papindinho: All is well.

AMIN!

papindinho: I knew it...lolz

Yh, seriously, i lyk d indoor life big time

hehehehehe

Oluwatola5: Yh, seriously, i lyk d indoor life big time

omo MUMMY lolz

Samtolly4JESUS: shebi na you see the dead Asun?

Carry am go roast na

mtchew, sey na dat, go check your backyard nah...trust me for once nah...

Jodekss: I go prefer awolowo jae, cos I stubborn small...

Small? I guess u were sleeping when you typed d@. Bro, u are stubborn big time. I no fit lie you

papindinho: hehehehehe omo MUMMY lolz

Lolz, naso ooo

Oluwatola5: 4rm wut u stated above, can a fresher be placed in Alumni Hall? I fink i kinda lyk it compared 2 d RUSH-RUSH of Mozambique

lol.... Its eportal dat'l determine dat.... Alumni is near Moz sha

Ghydyon: i tink u r yet 2 answer FB.jamb 2014 use of english questn no
101.if angola hall/moz is guarantee 4 freshers,which hall is guarantee 4 All 200l nd 300?.......
a)awo/moremi
b)faj/akintola
c)etf/alunmi
d)awo/faj

any hall. It depends. Some squats. Some buy and sell. While some are lucky during balloting. Some final yr dont lyk skul hostels, so dey do sell theirs to 200l n 300l...

Olastep1: any hall. It depends. Some squats. Some buy and sell. While some are lucky during balloting. Some final yr dont lyk skul hostels, so dey do sell theirs to 200l n 300l...

Hope the hall wardens do not send d buyers packing o after discovering the room ownership has bn transfered?

Afolabi6046: av u guyz discoverd dat OAU"s site is no more opening, it seemz dey are uploading d merit list, assumption though.........

the list wil be uploaded when u least expected not bcs eportal is busy. Infact, in 3 months time, dont expect anytin on eportal. In last yr admisn, d eportal was updated after d 2nd list came out. Now, the 1st list is not evn out

Samtolly4JESUS: Shekau!!

That's it....

#searches for Hymn Book.... Hymn 209..


Amazing grace...........

#mistakenly opens Hymn 309



beautiful heaven...

Jodekss: I go prefer awolowo jae, cos I stubborn small...

lol... Me gentle big

papindinho: Omo!! Where Olastep o.... Me get one ongbona felifeli question I wan ask o and Teaser4 where una dey...

#I just wakka pass the eportal school fees link ni o.

no mind me... I was reading an e-book on my fone ni o o





#oya, tel me. We're listening

@Olastep:

after surveying last year's students' bill according to faculty on e-portal. I saw some high fees in some outlined department for freshers so I want to ask if there is any department that pays up to 60k apart from the acceptance fee which was 20k?

And if u could explain the school fees tns wella, e go sweet us too o.
#thanks