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Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes by ibkdikson: 9:59am On Mar 04, 2008
That's not right,
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?,
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP,
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man,
Dum Gai

Small Horse,
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?,
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table,
Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift,
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here,
Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet,
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone,
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week,
Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight,
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile,
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive,
Yu Stin Ki Pu
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes by efuah(f): 10:03am On Mar 04, 2008
;d ;d ;d
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes by Usiola(m): 10:04am On Mar 04, 2008
very funny grin

Real chinese these time;
Where are you
Lepin to wa grin
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes by ituen(m): 10:11am On Mar 04, 2008
IB,

Why u wan cos problem for yourself

Havent u commented on this subject this week?

why bring it up as a new post?

U are stepping on sacred grounds oh
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes by delib: 12:18pm On Mar 04, 2008
seen something like this b4
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes by ibkdikson: 12:21pm On Mar 04, 2008
ituen:

IB,

Why u wan because problem for yourself

Havent u commented on this subject this week?

why bring it up as a new post?

You are stepping on sacred grounds oh
very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, sorry, dont no that.
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes by holythug(m): 12:22pm On Mar 04, 2008
shocked shuoo shocked
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes by ituen(m): 4:56pm On Mar 04, 2008
I wont but be careful next time
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes by ibkdikson: 5:56pm On Mar 04, 2008
ituen:

I wont but be careful next time

okay oo mr ituen, but i want you to realize that there are alot of jokes in ndl and dont have time to browse 2ru everything. nobody is above mistake. this my time, i pray your time will come in OGUNS name (amen)
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes by ituen(m): 8:21pm On Mar 04, 2008
I did my own time and paid for it dearly

So this is ur time. Face the music
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes by delib: 10:57am On Mar 05, 2008
i knew u paid just 10k
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes by clemcykul(f): 11:15am On Mar 05, 2008
the 10k was actually meant for ur bride price grin

in kuvuki bride price are paid for both males and females alike grin

dats just the custom grin
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes by ituen(m): 7:54pm On Mar 05, 2008
Well spoken words frm the lips of the Kuvuki first lady
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes by delib: 7:57pm On Mar 05, 2008
sup iteun av bi waiting for you, hope no problem?

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