A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and
says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before".
So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog
notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some
bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that
was some good lion meat!". The lion abruptly stops and says "
woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I
can". Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything.
Evidently, the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation
by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey
proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says
angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together". So they start
rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what
happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea
and shouts "where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me
another lion an hour ago..."

very funny!

Mumu lion. Lol.

Going to the next thread.

Seriously very smart dog.....
Too good.

i've read this sooo many times

vry funny