Two old ladies are outside their nursing homes, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

MAUDE: What in the heck is that?

MABEL: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn?t get wet.

MAUDE: Where did you get it?

MABEL: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

?Doesn?t matter, Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.?

The pharmacist fainted.

The story of 2 swedes
Sven & Ole from Sweden
> Vun day, Sven vas valking down da street ven who did he see driving a
> brand new Chevrolet? It vas Ole. Ole pulled up to him vit a vide
smile.
> "Ole, vere did you get dat car?" Sven asked "Lena gave it to me."
> "She gave it to you? I knew she vas sveet on you, but dis?" "Vell, let

> me tell you vat happened. Ve vere driving out on County Road 6, in da
> middle of novere. Lena pulled off da road into da voods. She parked,
> got out of da car, trew off all her clothes and said 'Ole take vatever

> you vant.'
> "So I took da car."
> "Ole, you're a smart man! Dem clothes never voulda fit ya."

The nude beach
Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.

The son comes running up to his mom and says, 'Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!'

The mom says, 'The bigger they are, the dumber they are.'

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, 'Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!'

The mom says, 'The bigger they are, the dumber they are.'

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, 'Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!'

a dry and dumb joke indeed

cool jokes. well done poster

delib:

a dry and dumb joke indeed

Abeg get over yourself, poster of dry, recycled, copy and paste old jokes. Remove the log in your eye, Abi is it the guys faultthat you are too dumb to understand his jokes.
@ Poster, cool jokes, loved them especially the 2nd one.

@delib.
I'm sure u didnt peruse the content of the joke.Very nice one.Thumbs up!

nice joke

lol