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Powdered Viagra by diddy4(m): 9:10pm On May 01, 2006
Powder Viagra

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"

The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.

"Well," the doctor continued, "let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."

The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.

Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.

"How did it go?" the doctor asked.

"Terribly, doctor, terribly."

"Did it not work?"

"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."

"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"

"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."

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Re: Powdered Viagra by bluenubian(f): 9:14pm On May 01, 2006
hmm diddy, get a life!! angry (jus kiddin, keep em jokes coming) u make my day!!
Re: Powdered Viagra by kajad(m): 8:20am On May 02, 2006
Don't tell me he did in McDonald's shocked shocked shocked grin grin
Re: Powdered Viagra by dm(m): 11:40am On May 02, 2006
Instant action, grin
Re: Powdered Viagra by micklplus(m): 11:59am On May 02, 2006
shuo shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Powdered Viagra by spikelord(m): 2:38pm On May 02, 2006
Haha, That is a very good thing u know!
Re: Powdered Viagra by jayemkay(f): 8:53pm On May 02, 2006
hahaha9 grin grin grin
Re: Powdered Viagra by naijababe2(f): 1:18pm On May 04, 2006
why shoulsd the wife give her husband viagra in a restuarant, na wa o
Re: Powdered Viagra by gentleaura(m): 3:17pm On May 04, 2006
Well you had better know what you ask for !
Re: Powdered Viagra by doshbass(m): 3:43pm On May 04, 2006
yepa!

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