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A married couple at the Zoo, walk past the gorilla enclosure.
Says the woman: ' Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only animals
which resemble men in their behaviour
Look around, if no one looking, I'll expose one of my breasts to it and
see how Hot it gets just as men do'.
Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough the gorilla
begins to get a hard-on and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted
to break free.
'See - says the woman - 'Now I know why you react the way you do, men
can't control their animal instincts just like gorillas can't'.
Says Mark : 'Now expose both breasts and let us see what happens'.
The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it gets very excited
and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure.
Says Mark : 'This is incredible, now pull your skirt up, turn around
and expose your bum to it and let us see what will happen'!!!
The woman pulls her skirt up turns around with her bum to the gorilla
which by now, extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs
the woman and starts yanking the clothes off her.
The woman yells: ' Mark, what do I do now? Please, help me'!!!
Mark replies: 'Now give it one of the excuses that you usually give me:

That you don't feel like it
That you have a headache
That you're tired
That your throat is aching That it is still too early
That I must understand you as a woman
That you are depressed


That you are in one of those days
That you are having a very busy week
That all you need is just to cuddle up
That you're tensed up
That you have to wake up very early tomorrow
That you woke up very early today
That you walked for long and your feet are aching
That caresses and hugs is all that you want today
That you're so tensed up that all you want is a good massage to make
you relax
That you feel like watching TV
That you don't wanna miss the soapies
That you're from the Hair salon and therefore you can't move and spoil
your hair

Go on, explain all that to the gorilla and if it
understands, if you can persuade it, then I admit that mens behaviours
resemble that of gorillas and promise you that from today on I'll
accept your excuses'!

Tyty Keep it up.

Men will always be men.

Stupid chicken livered man. Can't even stand up for his wife.

seen it

Tee, Funny. . . . . . . . . . .

naijastyle:

Tyty Keep it up.

Men will always be men.

Stupid chicken livered man. Can't even stand up for his wife.

c ur big mouth, u fit fight gorilla?
common chciken u dey run for



@poster

u no end d tin o,
what happened afterwards,
did d gorilla ,em em,
u know

hmm ituen, i trust u

@olulu

wat do u expect na

tyty,

u be my paddy na

hmmm gorilla

olulu:

c your big mouth, u fit fight gorilla?
common chciken u dey run for

^{*runs to buy jumbo chicken n' chips from SFC*}
I no fit fight gorilla but i fit kill am.
So na u be the man wey gorilla snatch him wife. 
eeya, pele 

   

naijastyle:

^{*runs to buy jumbo chicken n' chips from SFC*}
I no fit fight gorilla but i fit kill am.
So na u be the man wey gorilla snatch him wife.
eeya, pele

gorilla? snatch wetin?
impossi-can't
i go "popo" him tin die.

me, olulu d zulu
nothing dey happen

clem y r u laffing like dis

. . . cos she just farted

i tot as much, hun

fart fart girl

she's trynna learn from ifyalways

See as life be. Kai!

ituen mr know all

dont blame me

I registered b4 u

if im dey vex. . . . make im go kiss fuse on their transformer

ituen:

don't blame me

I registered before u

and what makes u think so who was registered by this time September 17, 2007, 12:45 AM Then>?

jeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzze! delib lol

i dont fart dude am too honourable 4 dat i bla bla bla cuzzz its damn too important for existence

More like an agent of multiplication. . . Obeying one of the commandments. Go ye into the world and multiply.

The science of bla bla ism.

bla bla bla

hmmmmmmmm

receive the grace to talk

who send you

Somebody

who ask you

me!

who tell u?

Human Cannonball

After a long career of being blasted into a net,
the human cannonball was tired. He told the
circus owner he was going to retire.

"But you can't!" protested the boss.
"Where am I going to find another man of your caliber?"