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My Regrets While Writing My Last Year Jamb  82 by honeypie143: 11:10am On Feb 04, 2013
BACK THEN!!!
I was sitting for Use of English at a JAMB Exam. I shaded the ones i knew, and waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when i noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me. She was shading and was not looking up.

Through the help of my long neck, i peeped and checked her work, she was in number 65, i was still in number 21 and time was running out.

I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her. We got to number 98 together, suddenly, she looked up, caught me and shouted in a low tone;

"What are it? Why is you dey copying me? Copys! copys! You is not shaming! As big as you dey! You is a dull boys! You are a disgrace to your manhood."

Na so i shout; heeeey! heeeeyyy!!! heeeyyyy!!!

I am finished yay, who has eraser eeeehhhh?!!!!!!!!
Re: My Regrets While Writing My Last Year Jamb  82 by swaggerkid(m): 2:22pm On Feb 04, 2013
Lwkmd I dn laf tire na u b Photocopy Machine

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