The Grammarian-Statesman Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon
set twitter ablaze earlier today as he took to his Twitter
page to commend the Super Eagles for their 2-1 victory
against The Elephants of Ivory Coast:
“Its my emblem pleasure to congratulate our Superior
Melofarm exclamagated Bermasaur on their recent
victory against Ivory Coast.
As the refermed, solid giants are to face Winners of the
later game in an uncavoured camfamgnam match, my
empyrean paradisiac rendezvous advice to the Super
Eagles is for them to recumbently metragaloblicly
believe in God. If possible, they should parademically
paralyze their pistulated orthodexial legs. I wish them
arxiatical luck.”
Please is anyone out there that is capable of decoding
this praise to the Eagles, we need your assistance.

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