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Val Jokes For Husband And Wives by chimauga(m): 2:18pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
STATE OF MARRIAGES Recently in my church, My pastor was with the womencongregation and he made these requests of Us. Pastor (question): Can those with husbands raise up their hands? Ladies: (They all raised their hands). Pastor (question): How many ofU love Ur husbands? Ladies: (They all raised their hands) Pastor (question): Are U sure ladies, be sincere before God? Can I prophesy? Ladies: Yes!!! Pastor (question): When did U last tell Ur husbands that “U love him?" Ladies: (Various answers but some of them said) "Today when leaving the house" “Last night” "When we went to bed” “This morning when I woke up” etc...etc... Pastor: Each one of U should send a message of “I love U” toUr husband right now. Ladies: They all sent the text message “I love U” 2 their hubbies. Pastor said: Now exchange Ur phones pls. Ladies: They all exchanged their phones. Pastor: Read out loud the replies from Ur husbands pls. Below are the replies to the messages from their various husbands: 1. Is this message for me 2. Aaaah who is this Sori wrong number pls 3. Am I dreaming?? 4. What is the matter!!?? 5. What exactly do U mean??!! 6. U need money again abi!!? 7. Hey! Did U smash my car!!! 8. The message should be sent back to the intended owner Bastard!!!! 9. To hell with U LovePeddler!!!!!!!!! 10. I will beat U to death today until U tell me to whom the message was intended for!!!!!! 11. If it is because of Valentine U are doing this, pls 4get it. For Me: |
Re: Val Jokes For Husband And Wives by chimauga(m): 7:27am On Feb 10, 2013 |
Ha ha ha very funny right |
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