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A Must Read Joke! by phranco(m): 3:55pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot” one of them suggested the nearby cemetery . As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate’ but they didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in d bag . Few minutes latter A… drunkard on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice: “One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for u” He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest. “Father father pls come with me’come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery.” They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: “One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u., one for me, one for u.. Suddenly the voice stoped counting and says:“ Hey, What about the two at the gate?” . , . . . . you needed to see marathon race….even the priest almost passed the church gate !!! shouting we are not dead yet ooo…. 1 Like |
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