...Afta an accident, an eye witness revealed dat '12 people & 4 Aboki were involved' is Aboki nt a human being..? Lol

Husband and wife were waiting
at
the bus stop with their eleven
children.
A blind man joins them after a
few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find
it
overloaded and only the wife
and
the eleven kids are able to fit onto the
bus.
So the husband and the blind
man
decide to walk.
After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the
stick
of the blind man as he taps it on
the sidewalk, and says to him,
"Why
don't you put a piece of rubber at
the end of your stick?
That ticking sound is driving me
crazy."
The blind man replies,
"If you would've put a rubber at the
end of your STICK,
we'd be riding the bus..! so shut
tup !!...

Sicozone: Husband and wife were waiting
at
the bus stop with their eleven
children.
A blind man joins them after a
few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find
it
overloaded and only the wife
and
the eleven kids are able to fit onto the
bus.
So the husband and the blind
man
decide to walk.
After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the
stick
of the blind man as he taps it on
the sidewalk, and says to him,
"Why
don't you put a piece of rubber at
the end of your stick?
That ticking sound is driving me
crazy."
The blind man replies,
"If you would've put a rubber at the
end of your STICK,
we'd be riding the bus..! so shut
tup !!...

Lolz@whc stick na #winks#

Wanna punish a gurl? give her all d makeup she needs..9ce Clothes, Shoes & Jewelries..then ­ Lock Her up in a Room without a MIRROR!

Man: I am getting married.
How would I know if my wife
is a virgin?
Doc Akpos : Get a Virginity
test kit.
Man: What's that?
Doc Akpos : Get a Can of Red
Paint, a can of Blue Paint and
a hammer.
Man: What ? Are you mad?
Doc Akpos: Paint your right
Ball Red and Left Ball Blue
and as you remove your
underwear, if your wife says,
'that's the strangest pair of
balls
I've ever seen",
Hit her head with the
hammer!
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Guy: Babe! I want u 2 follow me on twitter.


Girl: Twitter? (frowning) Pls i dnt like dat restaurant. Lets choose anoda 1.