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| Very Short Jokes!!! by dani1luv: 2:59pm On Apr 11, 2012 |
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.  The mother fainted |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by dani1luv: 3:00pm On Apr 11, 2012 |
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." 2 Likes |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by Ruqaya(f): 3:12pm On Apr 11, 2012 |
Nice short jokes |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by dani1luv: 3:15pm On Apr 11, 2012 |
Ruqaya: Nice short jokessay God!! |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by kolaoloye(m): 3:17pm On Apr 11, 2012 |
dani1luv: Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."I think i like this. Bros keep it up.  |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by dani1luv: 3:18pm On Apr 11, 2012 |
Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no. The husband fell into comma |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by dani1luv: 3:20pm On Apr 11, 2012 |
kola oloye: Sojinu bobo mi thunder faya them hater'z your head dey there |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by dani1luv: 3:21pm On Apr 11, 2012 |
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?  Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" 1 Like |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by Ruqaya(f): 10:02am On Apr 12, 2012 |
GOD, these jokes are funny, i thought jamb has totally arrested your intellect. |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by kodylicky(f): 10:28am On Apr 12, 2012 |
nice |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by swtchicgurl: 10:41am On Apr 12, 2012 |
u try  |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by Nobody: 8:28pm On Apr 12, 2012 |
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| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by chocobharbie: 9:56pm On Apr 12, 2012 |
lmao!!!!! dah definitli cracked me up.. |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by sutoboy(m): 10:20pm On Apr 12, 2012 |
Ruqaya: GOD, these jokes are funny, i thought jamb has totally arrested your intellect. what do you mean? |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by dani1luv: 11:29am On Apr 13, 2012 |
Ruqaya: GOD, these jokes are funny, i thought jamb has totally arrested your intellect.chai. .see foolish animal  kody-licky:thanks luv  swtchicgurl: u trythanks honey pie chocobharb!e:witchgirl and chocholatebarbie. .same person  THnks sha sutoboy:she is |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by Ruqaya(f): 11:44am On Apr 13, 2012 |
dani1luv:it's a pity u don't know my ethics, bt i will punish u all d same. Now, kneel, raise ur hands and close ur eyes, u stupid old goat. |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by dani1luv: 11:59am On Apr 13, 2012 |
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" Little Johnny replied, "Because people are sleeping." The teacher gave up the ghost |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by dani1luv: 12:00pm On Apr 13, 2012 |
Ruqaya:I can see you were raped at age 2  |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by Ruqaya(f): 12:40pm On Apr 13, 2012 |
dani1luv:what!!! Is that what happened 2 ur sister? 1 Like |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by Ruqaya(f): 12:41pm On Apr 13, 2012 |
dani1luv: A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"very funny |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by dani1luv: 12:57pm On Apr 13, 2012 |
Ruqaya:ode!! who told you I have a sister? |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by dani1luv: 12:58pm On Apr 13, 2012 |
Ruqaya:u like it?? |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by Ruqaya(f): 3:08pm On Apr 13, 2012 |
dani1luv:no wonder u're using such hard words on me 1 Like |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by Ruqaya(f): 3:09pm On Apr 13, 2012 |
dani1luv:sure |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by dani1luv: 3:32pm On Apr 13, 2012 |
Ruqaya:your kitty stinks  |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by bunmioguns(m): 5:25pm On Apr 13, 2012 |
dani1luv: E be like say u don high. . . .too much weed is nt good for d body. . . 1 Like |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by Ruqaya(f): 6:03pm On Apr 13, 2012 |
dani1luv: |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by sats: 7:57pm On Apr 13, 2012 |
nice ones u have, thumbs up but i dont tink all that fainted/gave up the ghost is necessary, the punch line is well recived |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by chocobharbie: 8:53pm On Apr 13, 2012 |
dani whu b witchgurl.. nc btw am chocobharb!e |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by swtchicgurl: 8:57pm On Apr 13, 2012 |
chocobharb!e: ask am ooo newbie  |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by Vivly(f): 9:07pm On Apr 13, 2012 |
Dani1loff u try jare. More palmoil to ur elbow |
| Re: Very Short Jokes!!! by Nobody: 11:06pm On Apr 13, 2012 |
sats: nice ones u have, thumbs up but i dont tink all that fainted/gave up the ghost is necessary, the punch line is well recivedwho be dis sef?? Don't u know dats what adds spice to the jokes?! Abeg shift joor..... @op. hahaha! Dey are really nice, i loved every one of 'em jokes. More ororo to ur photocopying machine! 1 Like |
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