Lol lawyers dey madt sometimes oo
Reported in a bar association lawyers journal, the following are questions accutally asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and some insightful responses given.


1.
Q. "She had three children right?"
A: Yes
Q: How many were boys?
A: None
Q: were there any girls?

2.
Q: You say the stairs went down the basement?
A: yes
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

3.
Q: Mr. Slattery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: i went to Europe sir
Q: And you took your new wife?

4.
Q: how was your first marriage terminated?
A: by death
Q: and by whose death was it terminated?

5.
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: he was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: was this a male or female?

6.
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

7.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: the autopsy started around 8:30pm.
Q: And Mr.Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why i was doing an autopsy.

8.
Q. Doctor before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No
Q: did you check for breathing?
A: No
Q: so, then it's possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No
Q: how can you be sure doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have been alive nevertheless?
A: It's possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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hahahahahaha crazy answers to crazy questions

Seriously laughing. Imaging d dumb question

Now i wish all threads in ere would be dis hilarious. Wonderful and funny piece. Nice one!