KingOfNairaland: Used by your father in wooing your mother. I learnt that from him(ur fada) though

KingOfNairaland: The Gala u r gonna hawk this evening is jst behind the table in the room. Ok? Jobless idi*ot

Oahray: lol. Na viewing centre I dey jor. Like Lala, I no sabi vex





...too much

Oahray: E be like say this section no get moderator at all. Diss paradise... Me likey

Vanneni: Jes shut up already! All you're typing makes no sense.

Shollypopz: To all my alternate accounts, good night.

KingOfNairaland: If you like remain in that centre and forget to hawk those fresh Galas. I believe you know what's at stake? Nonsense

KingOfNairaland: Hold on! What's the current rate of your stu.pidity? The last time I checked it was 85 percent

Vanneni:

KingOfNairaland: you heard me . I said "DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND"?

Idowuogbo:
Akudaya, u still dey cough nonsense?

Vanneni: You weren't talkin. Buh now I see where you're going. Funny. smh..

KingOfNairaland: How dare you open those (stin....omg!) in public? What's funny? Is that the question i asked you?

xynerise:
My dog smart pass you.

KingOfNairaland:

Once u are done washing those dirty cloths, get the remaining unsold bar soaps from xynerise your brother and hawk. Otherwise, your lunch will be at [size=38pt]stack[/size].

olari:

keep quiet!!the mortuary attendants want to embalm your corpse

KingOfNairaland: Married but stup.id. Are you back?

Oahray: kai, which kind dry diss be this? Several times in a row for that matter.

Guy shift abeg, you are ruining the fun here.

DO.U.LUV.ME?:
and Idowu queen or is it mama of nairaland she calls herself again... You both should keep on rolling. WEREYS!

DO.U.LUV.ME?:
Ok I see why you're always quoting me even when my posts aren't directed to you. Kingofnairaland and Idowu queen or is it mama of nairaland she calls herself again... You both should keep on rolling. WEREYS!

xynerise:
You need a psychotherapy.

kandiikane: Uselessness of the highest order!

Even, I get up and go get some work done.

Una even shower or brush una mouth?

KingOfNairaland: My pleasure and you?

Idowuogbo:
Wagbayi! Tenks for d hail-ments... It shall b well wiv ur fada.

[size=58pt]m'maain! comot jare! Be giving yourself false hope. [/size]

Idowuogbo:
Ode, no b u dey bow for noise makers? Abiku! Dem use plywood slam ur brain d last time u die? Useless bat!

xynerise:
Me? I will be your psychotherapist

KingOfNairaland: Good! What if I recommend you to your entire family members? Cos I feel you need more clients. How about that?

DO.U.LUV.ME?:
m'maain! comot jare! Be giving yourself false hope.

olari:


wow to think i never thought stup.id could ever get even more stupi.d...idowuwere ur mad state sure suits you

Idowuogbo:
Dey dia dey give urself high blood pressure over my matter u hia? I go supply d garri if u kpeme. Now p!ss off!

[size=68pt]Saddist! I don't have your time. I'm going back to work. My break is over. Enjoy your fame mama nairaland [/size]

Idowuogbo: and ur battered brain stats sure looks good on ya cv. Feck off!