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How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ajos(m): 8:33am On Feb 28, 2013
pls nairalanders how do sumone know if a woman is a witch lyk mother-inlaw,neighbour,grandma,wife,girlfriend....e.t.c

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 8:44am On Feb 28, 2013
Hmmm, I'd really like to help you out of this important dilemma so let's see.

How about, if she wears a pointy black hat, if she has a flying broom, if she has a witchcraft spellbook, if she boils strange things in a cauldron, if she has a black cat nko?

I truly hope this went a long way in solving your problem.

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ajos(m): 8:53am On Feb 28, 2013
nice idea,but dis r not common signs in africa and nigeria in particular.i mean doz secret ones dat pretend to be good,but doz evil at ur back.

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 9:09am On Feb 28, 2013
@OP how about wizards, how do you know one?
Why must women be cocooned into the idea of witchcraft.
Can't a man also be a witch?

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ajos(m): 9:39am On Feb 28, 2013
Brand_new: @OP how about wizards, how do you know one?
Why must women be cocooned into the idea of witchcraft.
Can't a man also be a witch?
WIZARDS ALSO INCLUDED...tanxs
Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ifyalways(f): 9:46am On Feb 28, 2013
How do we know the OP is not a witch/wizard undecided
Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ajos(m): 9:55am On Feb 28, 2013
ifyalways: How do we know the OP is not a witch/wizard undecided
nawawo using question to answer question....
just asking for d sign,in chemistry terms is called 'QUALITATIVE ANALYSIS' lets apply such method
Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by blazingtrain: 3:30pm On Feb 28, 2013
Na God de show secret

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ajos(m): 5:05pm On Feb 28, 2013
yea...but humans can detect,d earlier u knw d signs,d better u becum vigilant in dis wicked generation....

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by baby124: 5:18pm On Feb 28, 2013
OP,
look in the mirror, if you see your face, you are a wizard. grin cheesy

Na witch dey know witch o. Just like na ashewo dey know ashewo. cheesy
Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by YorubaOmoge: 5:20pm On Feb 28, 2013
Why do Nigerians think only women are witches?
Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 5:21pm On Feb 28, 2013
Engraved on her forehead... says; WINSH cheesy

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by jaybee3(m): 5:24pm On Feb 28, 2013
If she looks like one, acts like one and dresses like one then she probably is



Even the cat is shocked with what i typed above.

Home time calling

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ajos(m): 5:37pm On Feb 28, 2013
jidegirl12: Engraved on her forehead... says; WINSH cheesy
i fit see with pure eyez...?
Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 5:38pm On Feb 28, 2013

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by SisiKill1: 5:39pm On Feb 28, 2013
ileobatojo: Hmmm, I'd really like to help you out of this important dilemma so let's see.

How about, if she wears a pointy black hat, if she has a flying broom, if she has a witchcraft spellbook, if she boils strange things in a cauldron, if she has a black cat nko?

I truly hope this went a long way in solving your problem.
Bwhahahaha cheesy cheesy
Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ajos(m): 5:40pm On Feb 28, 2013
@chaircover dats was boooom,b4 d manifestation time it will take long...?
Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 5:40pm On Feb 28, 2013
ajos:
i fit see with pure eyez...?

Yup!
Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ajos(m): 5:43pm On Feb 28, 2013
jidegirl12:

Yup!
wats their symbol....?
Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 5:46pm On Feb 28, 2013

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 5:50pm On Feb 28, 2013
Sisi_Kill:
Bwhahahaha cheesy cheesy

grin grin

chaircover:

depends on how high up the ladder she is

if she be oga, it wont be long before you see the manifestation . . The very next day the person will fall off molue into the third mainland bridge.

Lmao!! grin grin
Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ajos(m): 5:53pm On Feb 28, 2013
chaircover:

depends on how high up the ladder she is

if she be oga, it wont be long before you see the manifestation . . The very next day the person will fall off molue into the third mainland bridge.
just try d experiment and reply me quick i go settle u fyn.incase i no hear from u,dat min say na d king/queen u discover......?
Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 5:55pm On Feb 28, 2013
Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 5:55pm On Feb 28, 2013
ajos:
just try d experiment and reply me quick i go settle u fyn.incase i no hear from u,dat min say na d king/queen u discover......?

Lols! Na this kind birthday present you wan give CC abi?! grin

chaircover:

God forbid!!! na you dey find witch . . .no be me.

Abi o! grin
Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 5:56pm On Feb 28, 2013

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by ajos(m): 6:00pm On Feb 28, 2013
ileobatojo:

Lols! Na this kind birthday present you wan give CC abi?! grin



Abi o! grin
nah CC say
Easy!!!! Just abuse her and call her
unspeakable names. . . . . If your life
remains the same after that, then she is
not a witch
i come say mek she try am....?
Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by jaybee3(m): 6:00pm On Feb 28, 2013

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by jaybee3(m): 6:01pm On Feb 28, 2013

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Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Nobody: 6:01pm On Feb 28, 2013
Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by greatgod2012(f): 6:05pm On Feb 28, 2013
How to know a witch?..........this thread funny baje, well, me i no wan know witch o.
Re: How Do You Know If A Woman Is A Witch....? by Freiburger(m): 6:06pm On Feb 28, 2013
Witch ke? i forgot the last time i heard that word.

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