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Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam by aminu150(m): 11:11pm On Feb 28, 2013 |
Dead Seriousness News: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam HOLY SEE – In a shocking press conference Sunday, Pope Benedict XVI revealed to the world that he will be stepping down from the Catholic Church’s highest office. “Through prayer and reflection over the past years,” the world’s holiest man began, “I’ve realized that Allah is the one true God.” Amid clattering camera shutters and roaring reporters, Pope Benedict patiently answered questions, citing traditional Muslim folklore as well as passages from the Qur’an to explain his decision. His session was interrupted only once, when he swiveled South-East to face Mecca, stooped to the ground, and recited the Asr, one of the five daily prayers central to Muslim belief. The startling reversal comes as a shock to many familiar with the Pope’s policies on Islam. “Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached,” the Bishop of the Vatican famously said of Islam in his 2006 lecture Faith, Reason and the University—Memories and Reflections. When asked about the quote, Pope Benedict sighed with good-humored remorse and chuckled quietly to himself: “Yeah I’ve regretted that for some time. But I was young and naïve… I see things much clearer now. Besides, I’ve always kinda liked the thought of having a sword. The Cardinals were a real pain on that one.” When asked whether he would be reverting to his born name, Pope Benedict enthusiastically interjected. “I’ve decided to change my name to Sajjad Sayyid Ratzinger,” His Ex- Holiness explained. “I’m keeping my surname purely for logistical reasons, so my Facebook friends and Twitter followers won’t be confused.” His transition hasn’t been without opposition. Hours after the press conference, a special Fox and Friends segment aired on FOXNEWS, featuring a picture of the Pope photoshopped to include stereotypical Islāmic features, including: a turban in place of his mitre, darkened complexion, black hair, and Arabic letters spelling out an endorsement of Barack Hussein Obama tattooed across his chest. Beneath the picture, the panel discussed the possible involvement of Pope Benedict XVI, 85, in 9/11. The segment’s title, “The Holy Heathen,” emblazoned the lower left corner of the screen. This morning, newspapers nationwide featured an editorial by Bill O’Reilly detailing the parallels between the Pope’s “betrayal of God-loving Christians everywhere” with the “betrayal of the American people and the Constitution by Benedict Arnold, his liberal agenda, and his radical left- wing entourage.” |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam by Rufex07(m): 11:38pm On Feb 28, 2013 |
@op, for ur mind |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam by Nobody: 11:41pm On Feb 28, 2013 |
Your blood is filled with crystal meth and it is beginning to melt your brain. |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam by Built2last: 12:01am On Mar 01, 2013 |
The OP is verrrrrry high on something very cheap and its not good for health. |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam by rooftech: 12:08am On Mar 01, 2013 |
u see wetin igbo and white sand dey do this boy |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam by tpia5: 12:25am On Mar 01, 2013 |
let me just rewrite what i posted on the other thread. |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam by tpia5: 12:26am On Mar 01, 2013 |
the minute anyone saw "swivelled", it should have removed any lingering doubt as to the fantasy aspect of the write up. btw make una no spam the forum o, @ op. |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam by Maxymilliano(m): 12:26am On Mar 01, 2013 |
Haba Op, shey na pawpaw leaf you drag this night? |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam by Nobody: 12:35am On Mar 01, 2013 |
Nonsense |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam by abiki(f): 12:36am On Mar 01, 2013 |
Keep dreaming. |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam by beblessed(f): 5:02am On Mar 01, 2013 |
See hw decent christians are...if we write about mohammed and islam now, there will be bombings in many cities in the 9ja and across the world. 6 Likes |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam by Tolexander: 5:42am On Mar 01, 2013 |
@OP! Did you think you've overslept the whole of march waking up on the first of april to fool us or there is now march fool? Maybe this is april fool in advance! 1 Like |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam by Nobody: 7:35am On Mar 01, 2013 |
Religious extremists & fanatics! Una can constitute nuisance. |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam by GBMusik: 8:06am On Mar 01, 2013 |
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam by gramci: 8:18am On Mar 01, 2013 |
@op take it easy with cough syrup
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam by ifyalways(f): 8:26am On Mar 01, 2013 |
^hahaha Bennylin with codeine things. |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam by Nobody: 8:58am On Mar 01, 2013 |
Op u don smoke abi___me am an anglican but you can't just ridicule the head of the catholic world like that na 1 Like
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Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam by abiki(f): 9:01am On Mar 01, 2013 |
Abeg pity this Op. He's sorry. |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam by qualified(f): 9:18am On Mar 01, 2013 |
@op, keep dreaming. He can never join d religion of 'piss' |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam by unforgiven: 9:18am On Mar 01, 2013 |
[size=24pt]This is what happens when you drink Alamo mixed with iodine on empty stomach. [/size] |
Re: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts To Islam by hakanai(m): 11:51am On Mar 01, 2013 |
Islam forbids lying and spread of rumor or mischief.So it is only right that you stop the deceit and ensure your facts. |
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